brofession

The general term for the profession of bro's worldwide.
- A Bro job.

First coined by Barney Stinson, a noble bro of the highest Bro Code order.

Marshals brofession is to say "Lawyer'd!"

by Thorm February 5, 2010

brofeshional

A skateboarder who always has brand new gear (shoes, clothes, board, etc) and looks as though they are a sponcored pro. However, they are just close friends with a sponcored skater and obtain product by bumming it off said friend.

A brofeshional is easily identifiable by their fresh new gear contrasted by their clear lack of any skateboarding skills.

Brofeshionals are often close friends/roomates/filmers.

"Hey is that guy on circa? No, hes just a brofeshional"

by T Cab December 12, 2006

brofie

A selfie you take with your bros

Did you see the bromance in your boyfriend's brofie?

by Brofie October 7, 2014

Brofended

when a bro is ofended by another bro

im Brofended

by flamingowl October 15, 2011

brokeen

when you are very committed to something you could die but you wont because you are too committed

Oh my god! You are so brokeen to my safety!

by tksxsngh June 18, 2016

Brofessor

A college professor that is totally a bro.

That brofessor who moved an exam because of the Harry Potter movie just announced that we can bring in a 3 page cheat sheet to the final exam. SO ABSURDLY BRO

by coocookchu December 9, 2010

brodee

A cute, loving girl. She is very cheerful and funny and will cheer you up when she sees Pocky. She is random, fun, hyper, loves to draw, have fun, and much more. She can turn your world upside down from any mood to the other. Lol, she could make sad or happy if you wanted her to.

Girl #1: Hey, she's a Brodee.

Girl #2: Lol, I envy her for being happy all the time.

Dude#1: She's so cute.

by Lolzp0ckyfr34k March 6, 2015