Brenden

Looks like a damn tree

Damn look at that huge Brenden

by ThatGuyYouKnow123 February 21, 2018

Brenden

He makes you smile for no reason! You have never just randomly smiled until you've met him! You love that! You feel so happy when you talk and you've never felt that way before! You don't know what it is that makes him so special but he is. You won't remember what life was like before you started talking but you know that it would be pretty shitty if you lost him! He gives you little butterflies that you just can't get rid of because he's just so damn cute!

Shelby: Brenden, my favorite thing about you is how you make me feel inside!
Brenden: Awe I love you!

Add me on Instagram @shelbs._.jaye

by shelbs._.jaye June 1, 2018

dirty brenden

Dirty Brenden is a term used to define such a Brenden who is down for anything. His sexy awkwardness just makes him more fuckable, and absolutely amazing in bed. He prefers more than one person at once, and the amount of sex toys he has for him AND his lady and man friends is just too many to count. Uses extra large condoms and barely even fits. (Will always surprise a Brenden when they find out) If you get the chance to fuck a Dirty Brenden you'll never have anything better.

Every person ever-"Wow have you seen how Dirty Brenden moves in bed?"
Those lucky someones- "Better yet, have you felt it?"

by AnyBetter April 15, 2020

breaded chicken

The act of caking one's penis in sand and then inserting it into the womans love pocket. (Must be done at beach, play sand won't do)
See also: Blazing saddle, Breaded chicken sandwich

"Well, like I was with this guy one time on the beach, an we were, y'know doing it? and he like, caked his ding ding in sand and stuck it in my thingy and I was like Oh My God!

by Master ding sding (The s is silent) May 6, 2003

Breaded Vagina

A vigina that is covered (breaded) in any type of dry, grainy substance like sand at the beach

guy: is that sand coming out of your crotch?
girl: yeah, i just came back from the beach with some major breaded vagina
guy: gross, go wash it out

by SSTR0OPER February 22, 2010

Pulling a Brenden Urie

(v.) When singing a long note, as if there is no tomorrow. Like the lead singer of Panic! At The Disco, Brenden Urie.

Caitlin: Yesterday, I was pulling a Brenden Urie!
Marina: No, you didn't.
Caitlin: How would you know!
Marina: I was there!
Caitlin: Oh.
Marina: Yeah. FAIL.

by MusicIsLifee December 8, 2009

Breadecte

To use a fake french accent and go around whacking people with bread.

"I was initially nervous about sending my kids to college in France, but when I saw a 40-year old man breadecte a homeless man, I was reassured."

by Ott-O-Man March 31, 2021