Badger Job

To get a young girl hooked on hard drugs, and then use her the blackmail senior politicians into handing over govt. secrets.

The Professionals, Season 1 episode 2 of 23 "The Female Factor" Doyle: "Looks like a proper Badger Job..."

by Musical Man October 6, 2011

blow-bridge

When one snorts a fat line of cocaine across two asses touching each other forming a, "bridge".

Bro #1: Hey bro, want to do a blow-bridge across these librarians' asses?
Bro #2: Sure brah, it's been a while since I've done a blow-bridge. Especially on librarians! *highfive*

by pleep plop June 20, 2010

Douche Badge

A material possession or human being that is coveted by a douche bag; especially blue jeans with ass-pocket embroidery.

Anything that ornaments the skin, body parts or vehicles of one who is considered to be a douche bag.

"He is an army of one fighting a war with himself and all he has to show for it is that douche badge"

by Glubglubber April 21, 2010

minty badger

pedobear drunkard cross dresser

that minty badger was scamming on random kid's public skype profiles

by deep fryd June 1, 2013

Simon Bridges

Leader of the National Party, New Zealand

Trevor #1: "Who's this turkey on the radio?"
Trevor #2: "Sounds like that Simon Bridges"
Trevor #1: "Change the station Blue, he's doing my bloody head in!"

by NoPreach May 9, 2020

Happy fun bridge

The place between your a$$hole and penis/vagina.

You need to shave your happy fun bridge!

by PP Mguire December 23, 2005

Russian Badger

You already know who it is. The harbinger of death. The memester of siege. The one true savior. HE IS a jager main.

"Did your aunt get out of the hospital?" "Yeah but in the wrong way, she got the worst kind of cancer." "Really which one?" "She has the Russian Badger." "Dear God, I'm so sorry."

by SOMEBODYRINGTHEDINKSTER? May 31, 2018