Branch Covidian

Someone who thinks we should stay locked down forever, like in Communist China.

Look at that Branch Covidian driving a car alone, wearing a mask.

by Protonman7 November 28, 2022

Branch Covidian

Someone who wears a mask for public safety but encourages people to destroy police stations.

That police station was torched. Good thing none of those Branch Covidians got sick!

by Aintry May 13, 2022

lokai bracelet

A bracelet that has elements from the highest and lowest points on the earth
White ball - water from Mt. Everest
Black ball - mud from the Dead Sea

Bella- Hey check out my lokai bracelet
Ella- OMG I'm getting the same thing next week!

by Issabel.a October 5, 2015

michelle branch

a singer that writes her own music, is in her own band now, can play the guitar and many other instruments, very pretty, also quite funny :)

plays lots of instruments and continues to:)

by eunice January 22, 2005

Branden

Anyone named Branden is obviously the guy you go to when you are feeling down. He will always be there for you and help you through your toughest times. He is also a really fun person to be around, always making sure he never leaves any of his friends out. Branden is sweet, loving and compassionate towards everyone he knows. If you meet a Branden, be sure to keep him around. He is also really good in bed, but will adapt to whatever you like, and will never force you to do anything you don't like.

Person 1: "Who's that over there?"
Person 2: "I don't know but he is really hot!!"
Person 1: "I bet he's a Branden"

by Knuckles&Knuckles October 12, 2018

Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down

Commonly used phrase referencing the degree to which an individual is considered unattractive. Possibly a regional colloquialism used in the Oklahoma area.

Billy Bob: "Geez! That woman with the balding patte, bulbous nose, black front teeth, and tattoo of 'I Like It Rough,' sure is ugly!"

Billy Roy: "She sure has a flabby gut, and that backside ain't too perty neither!"

Billy Billy: "Boys, that there gal Fell Out Of The Ugly Tree And Hit Every Branch On The Way Down!"

by THE REAL JULIA June 21, 2006

Branchalanche

Large number of branches falling off trees due to weather.

The Freezing rain and Wind caused a branchalanche.

by Steve P -Letshike December 22, 2013