Brainerd

a shitty ass town who thinks they are b-town when really it’s bemidji. they also suck at hockey and every other sport and are bemidji wannabes.

should we go to brainerd or bemidji

bemidji obvi brainerd is shit

by nxjdjjsjsjss February 18, 2018

brainfreeze

When you (a male) are having sex with someone's ear and you splooge all into the person's ear.

I brainfreezed my girlfriend last night.

by Assman Bob February 21, 2004

brainfreeze

when its so cold out, and you ejaculate, the skeet freezes on the head of your dick.

Tyrone: Man, it's so cold I'mma bout to have a brainfreeze
Alan: Me and Shawna were having sex in the park last night, and I brainfreezed it was so cold.

by Jonathan Shaw March 2, 2008

brainfart

Commingly meaning to think of something after the fact for example after a fight or in class with an answer and forgetting

Person 1: oh crap i coulda called him a dickhead
Person 2: wow what a brainfart

by jake fool May 28, 2007

brainkandy

aka brainkandy87

A well traveled forum poster, also a former Wrestling Simulator programmer.

The name is derived from the box office bomb "Kid in the Hall: Brain Candy" and the 87 is the final two digits of brainkandy87's birthyear.

There is this funny guy on the internet named brainkandy87.

by brainkandy87 September 3, 2003

Brainfart

When you try to think of something and you get so close to remembering what it was but then you lose it.

Bob: "What did you wanna say mate?"

Steve: "Oh ffs! Just had a brainfart mate!"

by RoboticRansom May 11, 2016

BrainFart

A BrainFart is where you are talking and suddenly forget what you were talking about, and realise you started rambling about something else.

A: so i really want to eat pancakes
B: ok cool.
*few hours later*
B: what did you want again?
A: pancake? im pretty sure i said that a while ago because i was hungry so i wanted a... what did i want?..
B: did you just have a BrainFart?

by RealBagelFox23YT August 31, 2020