Boyce

1. To boyce, verb. To be a cunt to your friends after embarking on a relationship, esp. by cancelling plans

2. To generally ignore one's friends' existance, eg ignoring calls / reluctance to see friends/ not wishing them happy birthday, esp. as a result of relationship

3. To let yourself become a fat, four-eyed geek through personal neglect

4. Boycism, noun. Dangerous school of thought / the behavioural patterens advocated therein, which states that the above behaviours are acceptable and in no way cuntish.

1. "Where's Dave? Bloody hell dont tell me hes boyced us again?!"

2. "I can't believe it! Im getting married today and Danny, my so called Best Man, has fucked off to Paris with his girlfriend! And now his phone's off! Gentlemen, we've been boyced."

3. "I would only go out with that fat midget bird if I had seriously boyced myself over the years."

4. "I can't stand this guy's boycism a second longer. Let's kill him."

by hewhowasboyced October 16, 2008

Bryced

The act of shoving ones hand into another persons face to either make the shut up or go away.

Guy 1: "Hey Paul wanna hear about my day?"
Paul: "No" *bryced*
Guy 2: "Dude! Why'd ya have to bryce me?

by theunicorn63 July 8, 2011

Boyce

someone who is acting like a bunch of young boys.

Ex. Jeremie "hey nick your a fat head"
Nick "Hey boyce, y dont you go touch yourself"

by Boyce toucher 1000 November 30, 2006

Philip Boyce Traynor

Freaking Pimp, Playa playa for real.

Gets all the ladies.
Pimp smacks hoes... Steph

God like... is what Philip boyce Traynor represents

by P Train February 22, 2010

Ashleigh boyce

A horrid person who seems to think that fat slobs can be queens
Stinky bug
Ugly as fuck
Is currently married and is ashleigh slowik
If you see this she beast shoot her in the head

Beck I just puked a ashleigh boyce

by Jadehelm207 September 14, 2018

Bryced

To lose a game, match, or challenge that one should not have lost. Esp. to be a healthy young male, and lose to an older female in a race. To challenge an opponent, talking trash for weeks before the event, and then to lose the event and make excuses.

When someone talks trash and loses - dude you got Bryced.

by Triathlete August 10, 2012

boyce

a gay homo, a man who loves other men more than the normal gay

phil is a boyce, just look at him stare at that fat abbot kid

by jerry huang January 28, 2008