bumfluff

Any random bits of hair that look like they shouldn't be there or just fluff.

"Look at that mostache its jus bumfluff!"
"You got bumfluff on ya jumpa."

by Emmax x x May 23, 2005

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bumfloss

A G-string. A piece of underwear that has a thin strip of fabric that hides in the crack between the buttock cheeks, rather than covering that crack like normal underwear. Named for the similarity with dental floss, that cleans the cracks between teeth.

"Look, She's wearing bumfloss. No wonder she's walking oddly"

by ClayPipe July 16, 2008

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Antiguan Bowflex

Initially, each partner must perform a brief low-intensity workout, in order to get the blood flowing and prepare their bodies for the deviant sex acts to follow. Furthermore, due to the endorphin release from exercise, the participants will be mentally prepared and aroused, enabling a more successful, passionate experience. Next, the receiving partner must sit or lie on the ground, with their head in a reclined position, representing the "weight bench" element of a real Bowflex exercise device. Upon moving, the giver must be seated so his testicles rest in the receiver's mouth, making sure the jaw is spread enough to facilitate deep-throating of the shaft and balls. Then, the receiver must extend and flex their arms out in a chicken wing manner, creating the actual Antiguan Bowflex. Now, the partners can get to the heart of the position. Squatting up and down, the giver dips his entire package into the mouth of the receiver, in a "facefucking" manner. While this requires an experienced fellater, the orgasmic potential of such technique is boundless. An additional benefit of the position is that the flexing inherent in the dipping procedure can postpone climax and enable a better experience for both partners. Furthermore, participants with enough balance and dexterity can offer the receiver a reacharound, ensuring an enjoyable event for all. Aside from the sexual benefits, this move also offers exercise and flexibility enhancements, making it truly versatile and valuable.

I needed to spice up my sex life, so I hired a cheap hooker and tried out the Antiguan Bowflex.

I was warned not to confuse the Antiguan Bowflex with other, more dangerous Latin-America-themed. sexual maneuvers, such as the Panamanian Root Canal, the Chilean Piledriver, or the Costa Rican Egg-Beater.

by Garth "Gravy Cannon" Horowitz November 24, 2010

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Boofleing

The Art Of Going Up To A Randomer And Reading Off Of A Card "Hello, My Name Is Boofle.. Can I Come Home With You?".

Jamie Said To A Random Person "Hello, My Name Is Boofle.. Can I Come Home With You?" Stranger Replied "Yes." Jamie Just Tried Boofleing And Successfully 'Boofled'

by KynanKryptonite August 2, 2008

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bfmfl

B-est F-uck M-ates F-or L-ife... i term used for two people who ant be in a relationship for whatever reason so are forced to keep their status as single and yet still be included in a long term sex marathon

chris-hey i heard you and emma are dating..

zach- no we cant were just bfmfl really

by hurley1012 April 15, 2009

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