Bock

A megalomanic of low skill or competence who has just enough power or authority to make one's life miserable. A Bock can usually be appeased with fawning or flattery.
See also: Tinpot Dictator
Man! That new systems intern is a real Bock!
by Steve June 09, 2003
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Clack Bock

A neat way of saying black cock in public
by Yeetus529 January 31, 2017
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bock

Bock comes from the latin word charbockous. The german work bock is dervived from the word charbockous which means annoying homosexual.
"Yo man u get a good look at that guy he was the biggest bock I've ever seen."
by Dubbs July 10, 2004
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bocked up

To mess up, bodge, render unusable or otherwise screw up something. From the German "verbocken".
I'd just cleaned my kitchen and now it's totally bocked up. You left the lights turned on and now by battery is bocked.
by biggus-D January 14, 2016
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Chocolate Bock

The most horrific, terrible, and satanic-tasting beer ever made. Brewed by Samuel Adams, this beer is one of the most disgusting and nauseating drinks known to mankind. Chilled or room temperature, you can always count on Chocolate Bock to help you lose your appetite. The only people who enjoy this beer are sphincter-licking, salad tossing idiots who have no tastebuds left on their tongues. Why a company that has brewed so many delicious tasting beers would create such a tear-jerking and disappointing nightmare is beyond me. I've known sober children in Africa who have spit this beer out of their mouths. Sarah McLachlan should create a television commercial for people who have tasted this beer, those who have mouths that will be forever scarred.
Nelson: "Hey Craig, have you tried the Chocolate Bock beer by Samuel Adams? I just took a sip."
Craig: "Chocolate Bock gave my grandfather a stroke, and raped my mother. Not a big fan."
(Nelson proceeds to throw up his own intestines)
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Nack Bock

Mocking Asians about how asians say "Snack box"

Can be used as a term to describe someone who likes to eat chiniese food a lot
Example 1)
Guy: "I'd like a portion of sweet and sour pork"
Asian at till: "we need a 2 dollar nack bock fow dees man who wanting pork"

Example 2)
Trents always at the takeaways.
He's a Nack Bock
by a magical elf who else April 02, 2009
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tanya bock

most beautiful native woman in the world.

Tanya bock has the best voice anyone has ever heard

even though she is quiet and beautiful never underestimate her for she can get mean.
Tanya bock loves her children more than anyone in the world even though her mother was a bad mother causing Tanya bock to be a Daddy's girl.
Tanya bock is so beautiful, I would love to marry her
by kanara bellerose November 27, 2015
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