Board of Pomposity

A group of pretentious snobs who feel they have the right to criticizing eveyone and everything.

I hate those arrogant bastards. I bet they are members of the board of pomposity.

Board of Pomposity by B of P February 8, 2004

Board Walking 

The act of manually rummaging through archived forums, BBSs, news groups, etc., in search of useful information.

The term is frequently used figuratively in an effort not to reveal the specifics of one's resources (ie: what site you got the information from. See second example).

NOT to be confused with Dumpster Diving (Dumpster Diving was recently incorrectly defined on Al Franken's nationally syndicated radio show.)

'You'll never guess what I found Board Walking yesterday!'; 'So I found a list of credit card numbers on the Board Walk this morning...'

Board Walking by Elshadi85 November 6, 2006

board speak

The language of message board bordies and texters.

Jill- OMG! TOTES pwns!
Pete- Jill, stop with the board speak, will you?
Jill- UGH! TISNF! I heart mi boardies, stfu n00b!

board speak by KGsizzle July 6, 2007

board my platform 

a nicer way of sarcastically telling someone "welcome to my reality"

mom : son, at your age, when I hung out with friends, i didn't smoke weed and play video games; I listened to the Beatles.

son: well, lol, board my platform for a change. and join the bandwagon

board my platform by Uncle Dimma January 11, 2015

board nazi

one who controls chat boards like a nazi.
see mike

looks like someone is turning into a board nazi.

board nazi by hakaramaria April 19, 2004

board ornament

1. a girl who only surfs because she desperately wants attention from the surfer guys. often seen wearing an impractical suit in the hopes it will "accidentally" come undone after a wipe-out.

2. a so-called "surfer girl" in a movie who is so obviously not a real surfer.

that girl from blue crush is such a board ornament. do people actually believe this shit?

board ornament by catacate August 14, 2007

board banger 

Someone with a magic board, magic meow mix and a magic beat.

Skateboard Mc is a real board banger cause he got the beat in the system and let the bass hum.

board banger by Devin Pat November 25, 2007