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Blundergrad

A degree given to someone who barely passes their undergrad classes.

An undergrad degree from a school with a poor reputation.
Yeah, I'm still stuck at UWindsor doing my blundergrad.
by JohnP. April 7, 2008
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blunder crunching

Combination of "blunder" and "number crunching," describing the exasperating experience of trying to figure out which supermarket item is giving you more for your money on a dollar per ounce basis.

A lot of times these days supermarkets will break down the cost per ounce right on the face of the shelf price tag. However, sometimes you find yourself blundering through basic algebra, trying your best to hold your own. Forget about it if you're trying to convert between grams and ounces: you're just done, and you'll make your decision on some other factor.

If you have your phone with you, you can use the calculator function to avoid blunder crunching. In no case, however, must you mumble to yourself out loud as you try to do the calculations.
Don't be the guy mumbling to himself while trying to decide between Starkist tuna or the store brand. Keep your blunder crunching as private as possible.
by Ae5Ea8 April 6, 2015
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Blunderstanding

to gain new insight through serendipitous means
Alfred Nobel gained a new blunderstanding of explosives when he accidentally mixed collodium (gun cotton) with nitroglycerin to create dynamite. President Bush now blunderstands what it might take to bring democracy to a Middle Eastern country by trying to rid Iraq of WMD’s.
by D. MacFarlane November 8, 2007
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Blunderstand

to gain new insight through a serendipitous mistake
Alfred Nobel gained a new blunderstanding of explosives when he accidentally mixed collodium (gun cotton) with nitroglycerin to create dynamite. President Bush now blunderstands what it might take to bring democracy to a Middle Eastern country by trying to rid Iraq of WMD’s.
by D. MacFarlane January 5, 2009
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bluedouched

The condition in which an individual is clad with an ear-mounted bluetooth communication device, which is rarely, if ever, removed. Coined by lonelysandwich on twitter
lonelysandwich: "In place of greeting my Bluedouched distant cousin, my dad informed him he has 'some stupid thing coming out of his ear'. Love you, Dad."
by gotonull December 16, 2008
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Blundy Soak

The art of jizzing in a baseball cup while wearing your pants.
Got to the game early and saw the Shortstop in the dugout giving himself a blundy soak before the game.
by Baseball funnies March 13, 2022
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Mendo Blendo

A collection of quality organic medicinal cannabis grown by Gregg Stringer in Mendocino County California.
Gregg's Mendo Blendo is the best bud mix available.
by Zot64 May 17, 2018
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