Buffyverse

The fictional tv universe in which the show "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" and it's spinoff "Angel" take place. It differs from the real world in that if there were really vampires and demons running around people would fucking notice and it'd be on CNN and Jerry Springer.

Scotty: I wish I lived in the Buffyverse.
Joel: Why? So you could get fucking capped by a demon or some shit?
Scotty: No, so I could bang Faith.
Joel: She'd kick your loser ass.


Jerry Springer: Now Spike your girlfriend has a surprise for you.....that's right she's having a black man's baby!!!
Spike: **snaps Jerry's neck**

by Pimperator March 7, 2004

Buffy the Vampire Slayer

A totally unique, intelligent, and captivating TV series from genius writer/director Joss Whedon, that ran for seven years on two TV networks in the USA and many other places abroad. Recognized as one of the 50 best TV shows ever made. Mr. Whedon's acumen with the "Buffy" series can best be appreciated by viewing any of the movies subsequently made by Buffy star Sarah Michelle Gellar (a.k.a. "The Duchess"), a second-rate actress with delusions of grandeur and an ego way out of proportion to her talent and stature.

"I'll kiss anything. Guys, girls...dogs."
-Sarah Michelle Gellar

by watcher350 June 6, 2005

buffy binge

when a girl goes on an alcohol binge then tries to beat the shit out of someone, usually her bestfriend, for an unknown or imgained reason. using expert fighting skills she never had before.

did u see that drunk chick last night? she was on a total buffy binge, she beat the shit out of another girl screaming "why did you do that!" what did that other girl girl do? i dont no man but she like karate kid!

by bamf pope November 27, 2010

Twin bluff middle school

A shitty ass school with fucked up teachers who don't do shit

I want to see twin bluff middle school burn

by Tbms_sucks June 11, 2018

buffy

1) A generally kick-butt show about a girl who kills vampires, her friends, sister, and one hot bleach-blonde vampire.

2) A girl who can fend for herself. Might be good (like when she's being picked on) or bad (like when she's just full of sh*t)

Oh, Opal, don't be such a buffy!

by goose March 12, 2004

lake bluff

Lake Bluff is a small suburban town near Chicago. One of its neighbors is Lake Forest. Both Lake Bluff and Lake Forest are known for their wealth; most of the people there are upper middle class or upper class. Lake Bluff students go to high school in Lake Forest.

Lake Bluff is a small, quiet, beautiful town right next to Lake Forest.

by ejlkafldkaj October 11, 2006

Bluffering

When a streaming internet video (i.e. p0rn) just refuses to finish buffering so you can actually watch it.

"Did you watch that video i sent you?" "I would but the stupid thing won't stop bluffering."

by cabbagepants December 16, 2007