Blober

A large but fat penis

I used my blober with my girl

by Mexican:taco September 8, 2016

Bloner

The act of having a full blown boner.

When I hung out with Ashlea last night she gave me a total bloner.

by theblonermaker April 27, 2011

blobber

Someone who always lets you down.

micheka are you still coming to Ibiza...Micheka...o no sorry I can't...guess what micheka just blobbed again what a blobber

by Limborini May 7, 2008

bloner

a boner only a blonde can give

that blonde broad always gives me a bloner.

by taylortay January 24, 2010

Highway blobbery

Being excellently lazy. When you sit on the couch all day drinking/smoking and watching netflix movies all day and feel good about doing it.

Man, the weather is shiiite today, looks like it's gonna be highway blobbery today.

by hawaiijack April 28, 2011

blobber muffin

a cross-breed between a blobber and a muffin the blobber muffin can be found in the out back of Corby town centre usually scrounging through bins. they are often quite blobby and stupid just blobbing around blob blob

o my god!!!!!!! there are two blobber muffins in that bush dun dun dehhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

by Skatycool May 4, 2005

blogberry

Writing entries to a blog on a Blackberry, PalmPilot or some other similar device during a work meeting because you have run out of fake important messages to respond to.

Trying to look busy or be busy thumbing your Blogberry

by mellowmean December 23, 2006