blinking moron

A term used to describe someone on the road in a vehicle or pedestrian who is doin something that seems stupid or illogical to you. Generally used in the case were swearing is not an option.

Arrrgghh look at that Blinking moron, nearly ran me off the road *Shakes Fist"

by John1984110484 November 4, 2007

Blinking

The act of listening to Blink-182

A: What are you doing tonight?
B: idk, probably blinking all night?
A: Won't that get boring after a while?
B: No, Blink ROCKS! :D

by Blinkmaster September 29, 2009

Blinking

When a poor internet connection prevents a user from maintaining a consistent status on a persistent online service, such as a chat program.

I was trying to chat with you on facebook, but you kept blinking on and off again.

by yakob_twj April 6, 2010

blinking red

Demanding immediate attention, urgent, nearing a deadline.

"Hurry up with that report, dude, it's blinking red."
"I gotta get home. My wife's blinking red."

by scran4d April 16, 2006

blinding the pirates parrot

blinding the pirates parrot is when a guy is jacking off and plans on cumming on his stomache but shoots harder than he expected and his sperm shoots over his shoulder just missing his face

man1:I was wanking it this morning and got lucky i guess 'cause i endded up blinding the pirates parrot.

man2:I wasn't so lucky I gave myself a zombie.....

by INSANE1323 July 7, 2009

Blingina

The official term for a woman's vagina after vajazzling.

Jennifer Love Hewitt vajazzeled her vajayjay. Now she has a blingina.

by redwine87 March 6, 2010

Blinkin

Originally a blind character from the movie Robinhood Men in Tights, it often refers to a best friend who allows you to touch them inappropriately (on the premisis that you are "blind").

Blinkin! When are we gonna watch that movie?

by fattamale March 24, 2010