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Bleach

Want to get rid of your thirst, as well as other problems? Drink bleach!
by LilMemesDictionary December 3, 2016
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BleachHack

A fucking based minecraft utility mod by Bleach. The mod is intended for anarchy servers like ecme as it's a 1.16 client. It has over 100 modules (probably more I just don't want to count) and is by far the best client for 1.16. Whats that you say? Inertia is better? Fuck you, inertia is terrible for 1.16, is closed sourced, and only has 1 dev. BleachHack gets updates every day making it the fastest updating client out there. You think its too good to be free? Guess what, it is free. Download it from bleachhack.github.io today. Don't forget to join the discord for free daily dev builds 😎.
BleachHack is a fucking based client.
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anal bleach

The cosmetic bleaching of the anus, to acheive a cleaner more aesthetic look.
I love to toss salad when a girl gets a fresh anal bleaching!
by Twitch801 November 22, 2007
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Brain Bleach

A fictional 'bleach' is used to erase unwanted memories, usually of something traumatizing that was seen or heard.

Similar to 'Eye Bleach', but instead it clears memories instead of just vision.
Guy 1: Oh my god, I just saw a land whale in pink stretch pants!

Guy 2: Here, take my gallon of brain bleach, you're gonna need it!
by Inkspills July 7, 2009
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Brain Bleach

Much like Eye Bleach, it is the only cure to when somehting so terribly awful stains your gray matter. Used when Eye Bleach, and steel wool are just not d*mned good enough.
-That's so terrible I need eye bleach!!
-Eye bleach?! I need BRAIN BLEACH!!
by Rupert L. Duffy December 17, 2007
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brain bleach

What one might need in order to erase a particularly nasty memory or image.
Dang, there's just not enough brain bleach to get the image of Lucille in stretch pants out of my mind!
by Steve F July 20, 2008
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Jersey Bleach Job (JBJ)

A man ejaculates on a woman's dark hair roots and follows this with the wiping of his penis on her eyebrows.
The Jersey Bleach Job (JBJ)can only be accomplished with a brunette woman who has attempted to dye her hair blond and presently has dark roots showing through her faux blond hair. Usually, it is attempted in the parking lot of a NY Giants or NY Jets football game while tailgating and drinking excessively.

Upon the onset of the male orgasm, the man directs his ejaculatory discharge into the woman's dark roots in a manner similar to the process undertaken when hair stylists re-color these dark roots. After sufficiently covering her dark roots with his ejaculate, the man then proceeds to wipe off the tip of his member on her dark eyebrows in a futile attempt to dye the eyebrows blond as well.
by SlimShady600 November 18, 2010
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