When Kevin Durant jacks off into his own mouth and then cum-swap the semen between himself and Draymond Green. They gargle it as much as possible until it is as firm, yet as moist, as a cupcake. Optional recipes call for adding sprinkles, gummy bears, and the often messy, M&Ms.
We shouldn't have added those M&M's to our cupcake batter. It looks like we have shit on our face. Now its gross.
by Not Brad Friedel June 30, 2017
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1: The male counterpart to a cum dumpster
2: One who blasts semen into a cum dumpster
3: A stallion of a man that conquers many women, cum dumpsters or otherwise
Note: "Semen Blaster" may be used with a positive or negative connotation.
1: The male counterpart to a cum dumpster
2: One who blasts semen into a cum dumpster
3: A stallion of a man that conquers many women, cum dumpsters or otherwise
Note: "Semen Blaster" may be used with a positive or negative connotation.
1 (Positive Context):
Tom: I heard Michael Phelps pounded like, thirty gymnasts in the Olympic village.
Barry: That's awesome! Phelps is a semen blaster.
2 (Negative Context):
Tom: Hey Barry, did Felix pound that cum dumpster Tanya last night?
Barry: Yeah, Felix porked her. He's a real semen blaster.
Tom: I heard Michael Phelps pounded like, thirty gymnasts in the Olympic village.
Barry: That's awesome! Phelps is a semen blaster.
2 (Negative Context):
Tom: Hey Barry, did Felix pound that cum dumpster Tanya last night?
Barry: Yeah, Felix porked her. He's a real semen blaster.
by Jake Dikshit August 12, 2012
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James "Yeah, I heard it was a really mess"
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