The Barrel

When a new navy recruit is placed in a barrel and then the barrel is filled with the cum of all the shipmates as a form of initiation.

He went through the barrel

by the creator of life & liberty June 9, 2013

barrel roll

The Answer to all of lifes serious Questions.

Guy 1 : "Oh God, my whole family died. What do I do?"
Guy 2 : "DO A BARREL ROLL!"

by Natier August 21, 2007

Barrel Boy

A sailor was having trouble dealing with having no contact with women while at sea. He finally confided to a fellow sailor who showed him a barrel on the deck. "You can relieve yourself by putting your manhood in that hole." Much to his surprise, it helped. One day, his friend said, "Gee, you look happy. I guess that secret I told you is helping." "Oh, yes," said the sailor, "I am feeling quite relaxed." "Good thing," said his friend. "Tomorrow, it's your turn in the barrel."

"mick just recently got promoted and because he's the newest to an elite group he must do his time in the barrel until the next person is promoted! He is our Barrel Boy

by Warmonger_1 July 1, 2012

barrel disease

One who is so fat that the body appears in the shape of an old wooden barrel

Maggie has put on so much weight since high school. Her man told me he divorced her since she has barrel disease.

by ak80 August 6, 2014

party barrel

55 gallon drum used as a dirt chicken fire pit!

Drove by Archie's last night and he and Alicia where out burning in the party barrel and drinking beer.

by Dafoejeremy July 29, 2018

cracker barrel crying

When you're hysterically crying on the phone with your friends over childhood trauma

Person 1: I just dont understand how they couldve taken away my favorite buffet place...
Person 2: please stop cracker barrel crying

by Moeriah March 25, 2020

Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun

The only weapon powerful enough to kill a turdy point buck. There is only one in existence, but the owner of the weapon is a very bad shot, as he could not hit an 8 foot tall deer from ten feet away.

My only hope was betty lou. She was the one. A Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun.

by crashdagamer December 30, 2021