Blanton

A man with DNA almost exactly the same as the O'Leary clan but Blantons have an infatuation with the Durbin clan

Acting like a Blanton again.

by Coldkickinit May 19, 2022

Blanton

REDNECK

That Blanton is a darn tootin red neck if I do say so myself

by The eleventh warped March 16, 2019

Blanny

A black tranny.

"Hey have you been to Gigi's in lately?" "No man, last time I went it was full of blannies - I got scared and left."

"Dude, Derek is dating a blanny!"

by sloppydrc April 14, 2009

Blandon

A nickname for boring guys called Landon

Man, Blandon is being the life of the party again. Vibes are so low right now

by Dozza13 June 2, 2018

blamonx

Term used by severely un-hip corporate dullards as an attempt at geekspeak; the appropriate term being hosed. Synonyms include: blasted, toasted, boned, took the pipe, stick-a-fork-in-it-its-done, etc.

Socially challenged minger user: "The file is completely blamonx-ed! I had better call IS to help me!"

by Miles Long Builder of Giant Robots September 27, 2006

Blantoning

To engage in the act of coitus, usually oral sex, with a much older individual in order to further one's career or to gain a higher respect from the authority in an organization.

God, dude, here we are, we have zero respect and she is over there blantoning her way to the top.

I still cant believe that someone has not caught her blantoning.

by john dicklicks April 18, 2010

Banonkers

When something is bananas or bonkers, it's a mix of the two words. I was in the garden one day when I looked at one of the trees that i had recently pruned, in a matter of weeks it had doubled in size to my disbelief. I would usually say that this was 'bananas' or 'bonkers' but I got the two mixed up and out came 'banonkers' !!!!

Look at that flying pig....that's banonkers!!!

by jwseanie September 13, 2010