Bladder Buster

When you are getting utterly railed with your legs over said males shoulders and he plows you so hard he bruises your bladder causing you to then go to the ER due to urinating blood.

YO...my fuck buddy gave me a bladder Buster last night.

by BLADDERBUSTER666 November 26, 2020

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Bed Bladder

The feeling that arrives when you are in bed and you have to pee but don't want to get out of bed.

1. Thought to self: "Ugh, I have to pee soooooooo bad! But I have a horrible case of Bed Bladder right now!

2. Trevor: "Dude, do you hear Max over there groaning?"

Jonny: "Yeah man, he's probably got a horrible case of bed bladder."

by ppg436 July 7, 2010

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Procrastination Bladder

Increased frequency of bathroom visits due to the onset of imminent responsibilities.

Frank:"How's that English Lit paper coming along bro?"
Yusuf:"Pretty solid man, but this procrastination bladder is dragging the shit out of the process."

Doctor:"Now just one more push BIG push!!!"
Soon to-be Mother:"Wait, wait, no...brb gotta piss"

by AttilaTheHun April 7, 2011

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bladder contraction

This is a cold weather problem. Everything contracts when it gets cold, including the bladder.

Ever notice that the urge to take a piss dramatically increases when you step out into the cold?

Yeah, I better take a piss before I go leave, it's cold as hell outside, I don't want to have bladder contraction issues.

by Charles_U_Farley March 12, 2011

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