Suggested Video Black Hole

A phenomena that occurs when an individual browsing YouTube gets trapped into a trance-like state of addiction where they compulsively click on "suggested videos" for extending periods of time.

After Burt was sent a viral video by a coworker, he became engulfed in the suggested video black hole where he remained until his shift ended.

by AttilaTheHun March 18, 2012

Procrastination Bladder

Increased frequency of bathroom visits due to the onset of imminent responsibilities.

Frank:"How's that English Lit paper coming along bro?"
Yusuf:"Pretty solid man, but this procrastination bladder is dragging the shit out of the process."

Doctor:"Now just one more push BIG push!!!"
Soon to-be Mother:"Wait, wait, no...brb gotta piss"

by AttilaTheHun April 07, 2011