2 definitions by AttilaTheHun

Procrastination Bladder

Increased frequency of bathroom visits due to the onset of imminent responsibilities.

Frank:"How's that English Lit paper coming along bro?"
Yusuf:"Pretty solid man, but this procrastination bladder is dragging the shit out of the process."

Doctor:"Now just one more push BIG push!!!"
Soon to-be Mother:"Wait, wait, no...brb gotta piss"

by AttilaTheHun March 23, 2011

Suggested Video Black Hole

A phenomena that occurs when an individual browsing YouTube gets trapped into a trance-like state of addiction where they compulsively click on "suggested videos" for extending periods of time.

After Burt was sent a viral video by a coworker, he became engulfed in the suggested video black hole where he remained until his shift ended.

by AttilaTheHun February 9, 2012