battered cod

battered cod: the state often mistaken for a conventional hangover, whilst actually being accredited to a full night of call of duty

did craig make it to lectures today??
fuck that you baby killer, he's a battered cod today.

by monkey mangaler October 19, 2009

Buttered

1. To be harshly, intensely high off of marijuana and the like. Typically used by people that are past the point of several hits, as your average sober Joe will use more sophisticated terms such as 'blazed' or 'lit'.

Dude. Me and the guys split a dub last night, and we got four fat joints, two huge grape blunts, and two fat bowls going around the group at the same time. We got so buttered man!

by TheWeedHead November 21, 2013

Buttered Nap Seed

Semen... hot, salty semen.
Gimme some of that Buttered Nap Seed... now!

"Nap - will you please pass me the tissues so I can wipe that Hot Buttered Nap Seed from under my right boob? Thanks babe. I love you by the way..."

by Nap July 19, 2004

Buttered Biscuts

Cumming on a girls tits and then spreading it around.

Last night when we had sex, I gave her buttered biscuts.

by actiongaston March 5, 2010

battered

Something which has been deep fried in a mixture of flour and some liquid.

Battered sausage
Battered pizza
Battered Mars bar

by Carnophage December 15, 2004

buttered bun

aka sloppy seconds. Though this one goes back a few hundred more years.

by Brian X June 24, 2003

Buttered Bitch

A person who is scared or a "punk"

Man you a buttered bitch

by kittybabie May 4, 2011