BERK!

Something you say when you're really pissed at somebody because they're being annoying.

*Somebody hits you in the arm*
BERK!

*Somebody sticks tomatoes in your hood and pulls it over your head*
BERK!

by licensetokyle March 28, 2004

Berk Geveci

Most famous Turkish dude, who happens to ride any camel in sight, but can't help denying it. His guitar solos are only matched by his Halo frag skills. Owns a VW Golf, sadly. Has been blessed with a lot of hair.

- Gee, who's your wookie friend over there ?
- Nah don't worry, it's just my Berk Geveci, he's cool.

by altuwa November 4, 2004

Berk Botch

Imagine your summer plans are ruined due to the poor planning of Berk. A once-in-a-lifetime free Isreal, weeks of planning, for what? No execution? Three weeks in the making and he can't close a trip? Ladies and Gentlemen: this is a Berk Botch (Trademark Pending).

I've been so busy and trusted that he could execute this plan for us as he implied he was the one in charge, but nothing got done and we are no longer going to Israel, what a Berk Botch.

by Won't-Let-This-Happen-Again February 2, 2023

Berk Perk

A berk perk happens when a lonely man goes to a strip club by himself and spends money on strippers that he actually thinks like him finally when he puts his last dollar in the thong of a 45 yr old granmother of three she climbs off the stage and fluffs his junk

Matt went to the strip club in hopes of a berk perk

by crazycrys0411 July 27, 2010

Berk No school day

Betekent Dat berk niet naar school moet
Op vrijdag

Leeraar: "Waarom is berk altijd afwezig op vrijdag?"

Leerling: Berk no school day

by Berk moet geen huiswerk krijge January 17, 2021

Berk scenario

Phrase used to describe a couple which involves a fit bird and a berk of a bloke.

What is she doing with him?! That is a major berk scenario.

by Gareth Priest November 11, 2008

Berk-Off

burk awf, burk of

Noun
1. One who plays an overly ambitious solo that is out of place with the song and doesn't resonate with the other musicians or anybody in the audience.

Verb
(berking off)
2. The act of stepping all over the music with a pretentious solo which showcases the player's ego rather than the player's musicality.

Note: For Circle-Berks, see "jazz"

Noun: "Killin solo but it got boring right around the 30 minute mark, you Berk-Off"
Verb: "Everybody left the venue because the guitar player was just berking off all over the audience."

by Phrostymatt June 12, 2018