those idiot work colleagues who buy Brompton's (because they think they're cool) only to continuously make excuses as to why their Brompton has been sat under their desk for the past 6 months or more. They also continuously show you new accessories that they have ordered for their Brompton. Accessories that sit under the desk with the bike!
Hey Brompton Berk - why don't you actually get on your bike, rather than keep making excuses? You cock!!!
by mcvw November 10, 2011
burk awf, burk of
Noun
1. One who plays an overly ambitious solo that is out of place with the song and doesn't resonate with the other musicians or anybody in the audience.
Verb
(berking off)
2. The act of stepping all over the music with a pretentious solo which showcases the player's ego rather than the player's musicality.
Note: For Circle-Berks, see "jazz"
Noun
1. One who plays an overly ambitious solo that is out of place with the song and doesn't resonate with the other musicians or anybody in the audience.
Verb
(berking off)
2. The act of stepping all over the music with a pretentious solo which showcases the player's ego rather than the player's musicality.
Note: For Circle-Berks, see "jazz"
Noun: "Killin solo but it got boring right around the 30 minute mark, you Berk-Off"
Verb: "Everybody left the venue because the guitar player was just berking off all over the audience."
Verb: "Everybody left the venue because the guitar player was just berking off all over the audience."
by Phrostymatt June 2, 2018
A Penn State satellite campus located in Berks county PA. its a small campus, everyone smokes, the doors are ridiculously hard to open in the library, everyone thinks we are stupid, but we are just as kick-ass as main campus students, we have awesome professors, Billie Walker is the coolest reference librarian on earth, have a romantic dinner at Tully's, the hottest cars are our parking lot, you can eat, drink and yell really loud in the library, the Larson building always smells like poop, always some guy driving a gator tractor thingy around picking up cigarette butts, we have the hottest babes and the wildest parties with the most beer!
Q: yo were da hottest parties tonight?
A: Penn State Berks yo!
Q: yo were das everyone hang out and smoke?
A: Penn State Berks fool!
Q: weres da hottest babes at man?
A: Penn State Berks playa!
A: Penn State Berks yo!
Q: yo were das everyone hang out and smoke?
A: Penn State Berks fool!
Q: weres da hottest babes at man?
A: Penn State Berks playa!
by Berkssuperbeerdrinker October 19, 2009
by Berk moet geen huiswerk krijge January 17, 2021
This is the biggest pussy school of all Satellite Campuses out of any college or university in the country. Nobody does anything there, no parties, and no pussy. Only thing you can do is go to the gym and cross your fingers waiting for the day you get sent up to main. You will be the butt of all jokes with your friends if you go here.
by Lenny Kikstra August 3, 2011
A junior college in Central Pennsylvania that is a pitiful excuse for a educational institution. The school has no pedigree, even among lowly 2-year colleges, and on average one student of ten will find a job in their field, the rest will work at a retail job or go on to a real 4-year school wondering why they fucked up their lives. Most of the poor quality of the education stems from overcrowding and lack of resources, i.e. two classes sharing a computer lab at the same time, and computers with Adobe CS1 software. No joke.
Sorry guys, I don't have a summer break, I go to Berks Technical Institute.
Colleagues: Where the hell is that?
Colleagues: Where the hell is that?
by _jester November 24, 2011
When a female is performing oral sex on a male. The male inserts his fingers into the asshole of the female. The male then forces the females head down causing her to gag. The gagging forces the female clench her core muscles causing the asshole to clench down on the males fingers.
Last night Jenny was giving me head. I gave her the Berks County Temperature Check. And I blew my load in her mouth.
by TheRecipe144 August 19, 2023