Eat berries and chill

Something you want to do with a REAL wifey ting, usually referring to waking up with her in the morning and eating berries with her.

Guy 1: Yo fahm i really want to eat berries and chill with that ting
Guy 2: I know right fahm that girl is a wifey ting

by Theo_bASTARD May 15, 2016

Trout and Berries

The new awesome. Sometimes pronounced "tree-yot 'nd burries"

Rafael- "OMG, Christy. Your new mustache bag is soooo trout and berries"
Christy- "Wow, thanks, and your 'fro comb is trout and berries too!"

by CoolAsACucumber December 7, 2010

whistle-berries

Noun - another word for baked beans.

Clark ate those whistle-berries and now he's farting up a storm. See whistle-britches.

by pidgeong June 25, 2010

Jizzle Berries

The berries connected to a man's "twig" from which jizz comes from.

I was kicked in the jizzle berries and could no longer squirt out my jizzle berry juice when aroused.

by classyguy27 December 20, 2010

Hair Berries

Ass hairs with tiny knots on the ends. Typically found in multiples. Hard to pluck and remove and often dangle.

I went down to eat that homeless woman’s ass in the alley and it was nothing but a stank ass forest full of hair berries.

Things were getting a little wooly for me so Sonja trimmed all
my hair berries last night.

by Eaton Holgoode January 29, 2018

man berries

a euphemism for testicles

"omg you could see his man berries and everything"

by waihekian October 27, 2008

taint berries

little balls of lint from your underwear that collect on your taint (skin between your balls and ass hole)

WOW look at all the taint berries I have!

by everyonesgrudge August 3, 2008