blorch

the sound that is made when you fist someone

When I fisten her it made a blorching sound.

by pepsiflame June 2, 2005

Beotch

Meaning a worthless piece of shit.

See Sherry Dawn Bennett/Swanson/Blackwell

Stans first ex-wife

What a "Beotch!

by Beach Bum 1220 December 14, 2010

borchelt

To expell gas from 2 orifices at once. Can result in an embarrassing situation possessing the guilty party with an overwhelming torque, causing a head-to-toe rotation. The moment of inertia can be calculated using standard equations and parameters:

I = mr^2

where
m is the mass,
and r is the (perpendicular) distance of the point mass to the axis of rotation.

A skydiver may borchelt, losing control of bodily functions in the middle of this unforgettable experience and flip in the sky, as if with no opposing force

by Seamus Doran October 10, 2007

beotch

a bitchy whore

look at that beotch

by Amaranta8 May 16, 2009

beotch

1. a freind in which you would like to make love to
2. one of yo hoes

" I took my beotch to the movies with and slap her around afta"

by The big jo-to the jizzle July 22, 2003

beotch

female dog, bitch. Sometimes used as friendly slang for friend

"get off my shit, beeeeeotch"

by kevlar skills June 27, 2002

blorch

to ejaculate forcefully often achieving a distance if many feet!

i blorched so hard on tinas face that she got stuck to the ceiling

by richard February 10, 2005