A low end Mercedes Benz motorcar, usually purchased in the hopes of impressing women who are ignorant of it's cost. More often than not, it is re-badged with a higher class alphanumeric title (ex. C320 entry level model to an S500 luxury flagship sedan) and AMG badges regardless of type.
"You - ringin’ bells with bags from Chanel
Baby Benz, traded in your Hyundai Excel
Fully equipped, CD changer with the cell
She beeped me, meet me at twelve"
Notorious B.I.G., One more chance
Baby Benz, traded in your Hyundai Excel
Fully equipped, CD changer with the cell
She beeped me, meet me at twelve"
Notorious B.I.G., One more chance
by Susumu November 9, 2007
A german car manufacturer that produces expensive luxury cars, good looking cars that are very unreliable, and when they break down, it will cost more than a honda to fix them.
by imfromdearborn September 4, 2006
mercedes are starting to become shit. Lexus and BMW and even cadillac are nicer.
the new audi are amazing and russian cars are shit hahahaha
the new audi are amazing and russian cars are shit hahahaha
by zaed March 17, 2005
Automobile manufacturer founded in 1890, and has since contributed some of the finest mass produced automobiles in history, as well as being a name synonymous with luxury and performance. Sadly since thier merger with Chrysler (The pimple on the ass of the American automotive market) in 1998, thier quality has noticably taken a massive hit.
by preppyguy21 August 20, 2004
A Mercedes-Benz is the finest automobile available. And one of the finest MB available is the 1985 300SD. After 1985 the quality started to deteoriate. A 1985 MB 300SD is the finest driving automobile, and in a class of its own. Nothing else comes close. A good solid heavy car and when fitted with the Diesel engine, you have an automobile that will deliver good fuel mileage. You are driving the safest automobile available. With regular maintenance a 1985 MB300SD will travel for well over 500,000 miles. The driving experience is nothing short of amazing. Other drivers of much lesser cars show the Benz driver the respect he deserves for making such a wise buying decision (with the exception being those Japanese tin can jockys). Once you drive a 1985 300SD your search for the perfect automobile is over. While MB's are very expensive they will last for 40 or more years if taken care of. When you look out across that massive hood and see that Star Ornament guiding the way you know the definition of "King of the Road".
Hot Chick "I love your car, Take me for a ride in your Mercedes-Benz"
Motorist "Sure honey, hop in"
pedestrian "Dude that is the coolest ride ever, my dream is to own one"
Motorist "son, that is everyones dream"
Motorist "Sure honey, hop in"
pedestrian "Dude that is the coolest ride ever, my dream is to own one"
Motorist "son, that is everyones dream"
by takethathill August 19, 2006
by Ted May 3, 2004
Not as blind as BMW drivers, but the drivers of these cars see you as a filthy peasant. See Daimler Chrysler
by slimebaww March 26, 2017