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Benetti

An act in which one tells a joke that is either

a.) Unfunny
b.) Creates an awkward silence
c.) Goes too far
Often ends with either killing the mood, or an uncomfortable silence
Guy A -" You want to hear a dirty joke? I fell in some mud"
Guy B - "Hey guys, want to hear a clean joke?"
Guy A- "Dude you just did a Benetti."
by bombsaces April 25, 2011
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Bennett Valley

(n.) A section of Santa Rosa, California, see Santa Rosa located on its east side. Known for its friendly community, Bennett Valley is also the location for many schools. These schools include Montgomery Highschool, Slater Middle School, Matanzas, Strawberry, Village, and Spring Creek Elementary schools.

While most of Santa Rosa consists of about 50% Caucasian 48% Hispanic and 2% Negro/other, Bennett Valley contains about 80% Caucasian. This is commonly believed to be because of the population's high income and good geographical location. The other 20% is mainly white-washed Hispanics, although there is the "BV Sur" which consists of hard-core Mexicans who roam the streets of Bennett Valley violating it with their graffiti and their race. The 80% white consists of about 2% extremely hot males earning their education at Montgomery High School.
John: "Hey dude what did you do yesterday?"

Wallace: "I gave this bitch from Bennett Valley a sloppy jalopy!!"
by jbone&dollabillz September 1, 2009
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Taco Bennett

dam these blunts that syd rolled are Taco Bennett.
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Benetton Ad

Promoting racial diversity. Representing a variety of ethnic and cultural backgrounds. Showcasing the color of skin over the content of character.
I think that judge wanted a Benetton Ad not an Iron Chef.
by metaball November 23, 2009
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Benet

A left-handed magician, wise, dangerous (potential kidnapper), nice, former 4-star cook (porridge, noodles, chips, 5-minutes tureen).

Seems kinda dumb and shy at first but is actually pretty smart and really talkative, once he warmes up.

Despite of how talkative he can be, his texting style is as dry as the Sahara and you might think that he doesn't like you, solely based on his texting style. On top of that he types really really slowly.

Sometimes he's really moody and unbearable. In moments like that you might feel a very strong urge to high five him... with a chair... in his face. If you're unlucky, he might even ignore you for a whole month straight.

But once you got through that and annoyed him long enough, so he can't ignore you anymore and decides to go back to being friends with you, you can consider yourself very lucky.

You can only bene(t)fit from being friends with him. He's always very nice, polite and funny, will support you with everything you wanna do (except it's a really dumb idea), supports you, will never ever be seriously mean or disrespectful to you and buys you pretzels.

He's also extremely good looking and has a tremendously huge ass. (but don't tell him that, it'll boost his ego too much).

To summarise everything: Benet is some very complicated at first, but if you hang in there, you'll have an awesome friend.

It is highly recommended to befriend a Benet.

But not my Benet.

I don't like to share my friends and will come for you.
Friend 1: "I have this new friend, but I don't think he likes me too much. he always replies late and really dry"

Friend 2: "Hang in there, he's a Benet."
by kuhaf March 16, 2021
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bennet

he is a cute guy but sometimes annoying.all the girls love him.
he is generous and caring guy. he is short tempered.
you are a bennet
by frivsdhjn January 1, 2014
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Bennett

A bennett is an individual who is known for his skills with females both sexually and relationship wise.
A bennett is typically tall with a long black fringe and spiked up hair. Woman usually find a bennett irresistably attractive but he is always modest and kind to everyone he meets.
Bennetts usually make perfect boyfriends.
(Regional Vocabulary)
"Have you seen my new boyfriend? Hes such a bennett!!! I love him so much" - Cyndy
"You are so lucky! I wish i had a bennett" - Tracy
by Alex E Bennett July 16, 2008
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