bellend

liverpool slang for an idiot, or a dickhead

stop being a little bellend you fucking titwank

by dirtymaca September 10, 2010

bellend

1. the glans of the penis
2. a humourosly named tent
3. the end of a bell

1. hes got such a big bellend, but no shaft, hes mushroom rigged
2. come on sheila, lets do it in the bellend!
3. I say vicar, you need to ploish your bellend!

by Neo December 26, 2003

Super Bellend

A super bellend is a someone who has very crazy hair almost like an afro, some may call it a jewfro. This person also likes to go out with ginger people.

My flat mate last year was a super bellend.

by Osama Bin Bellend July 14, 2011

belen

1. (n) A group of the most jamming people ever assembled on this planet. Own the fuck out of anything that has to do with Columbus, whether it be basketball, SAT scores, girls, or general badassness.

2. (v) The act of being badass.

1. Did you go to the Belen v. Columbus game where Belen won and the pussy Columbus fans left in the fourth quater?

2. I was belening all last night.

by Urban Dictionary December 28, 2005

bellend

1. (slang) Donald Trump, American business magnate and showcase for the merits of unashamed baldness.

2. (British slang) the glans, head or foreskin of a human penis, so-called for its bell-like shape.

Sense 1: "Following the re-invention of The Apprentice as a political advertisement, the opinion polls predicted a landslide majority for President Bellend."

"Willison Knife Razors. You know it makes sense: just ask Bellend Trump!"

Sense 2: "His hotspot is his bellend: once I touch him there, that's it. Immediate trigger for a crymax."

by Dr. Orthant Jan Glockenspiel May 13, 2011

bellend

someone is being an utter prick and needs a slap

when someone keeps throwing eggs at your head, they are being a bellend

by M Farley July 7, 2004

bellendrical

To be as a bellend is

your being bellendrical you bellend!

by Big Worm September 8, 2003