Bellend

Normally used in England it's an insult to idiots and fools

Peter" know the way I asked my girlfriend to give me head"

Sean"yeh why"

Peter"she gave me a headbut"

Sean"she's a fucking BELLEND"

Peter"pls don't give her an idea"

Girlfriend" do u want most head or will it try hand jobs because my daddy use to feed me steroids and my grip is amazing"

Peter"NO NO NO i need it no the pain".... . .............phone call ends and Peter is never heard of again

Your fucking BELLEND in a Manchester talk

by Uwillneverknow February 28, 2017

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Bellend Blend

The creamy blend of sweat, oil, skin and fluids that create smegma on and around the penis bellend.

I have quite the bellend blend going on down there. I hope she doesn’t mind.

I found his bellend blend to be one of the more savory of the knob cheeses that I have experienced.

by Eaton Holgoode February 3, 2018

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Bellend Bop

After busting a nut, your girl grabs your semi-flaccid cock with one hand gripping the shaft and repeatedly smacking the head aka bellend with the other until you beg for mercy or get stiff again for another go.

I can only get hard again if I receive a bellend bop.

My cock is so sore from last night’s bellend bop I can barely walk.

That bellend bop last night was pretty rough. It hurts when I pee today.

by Eaton Holgoode November 10, 2017

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Bellend

The end of a penis!

bellend = Nicki tilt

by that guy ya know? February 22, 2010

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Bellend boy

A boy who likes bellends

Thoms mussett from barton upon humber is a bellend boy

by Dale Hepworth +Mattty D August 23, 2003

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Super Bellend

A super bellend is a someone who has very crazy hair almost like an afro, some may call it a jewfro. This person also likes to go out with ginger people.

My flat mate last year was a super bellend.

by Osama Bin Bellend July 14, 2011

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