beefaroni

The explosion through the rectum of a mixture of gases

Courtney, did you just beefaroni in my car?

by sarro88 February 5, 2012

beefalo

a morbidly obese or grotesque female resembling a cow usually traveling in troops and grazing

beefalo is rosie o'donnell
star jones

by nyisles87 January 6, 2006

humpback beefalo

Noun - The fattest of the fat, non gender specific, reserved for only the truly grotesquely fat. Landspeed averages 15 fpm (footsteps per minute). Cankles are definitely present. The sheer amount of fat causes them to be permanently lurched forward cause a humpback like appearance.

Man look at that humpback beefalo!

by James Rabblestin November 25, 2005

befaffle

(v.) - To confuse to the point of not knowing completely what is going on and/or what to do.

"I was so befaffled at the fact that he actually did it that I could not move or even talk. All I could do was stare."

by Chris Chung January 21, 2008

Beeface

When ones face appears to have been raped by a swarm of bees. A very inflamed, not hot, gross, lady face.

Kris: Do you think his girlfriend is cute?
Mikey: Fuck no, that bitch has beeface.
Mat: Oh wow, I'd fucking off myself.

by herrohifive April 12, 2009

Beeach

Derived from the american pronunciation of the word bitch. Often used on Ricky Lake and Montel and other similar crappy american 'real TV' shows. Often used by Beeaches to describe Beeaches. Beeaches are often related to and the cause of gun crime.

i) My best friend is a beeach - she slept with my man
ii) Take your beeach ass outta here before I bitch slap you one time gal
iii) U is a beeach, and yo momma etc.

by Driller Killer July 10, 2003

beefeater

A person who frequently performs the act of cunnilingus.

With a mustache like that, he must be a major beefeater.

by Dr. T Money March 5, 2011