beat your meat

To masturbate, jerk off, pull the meat package, choking the chicken
Go beat your meat!
by jjjjjccccwww January 30, 2023
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beat your meat

beating your meat is when you are masturbating. this is used INSTEAD of masturbating in memes TikToks and more becuase they want it to be "Family Friendly"
Isaac: Hey... r u beating your meat to furry porn?
Zack: ...
Isaac: ...
Zack: ...
Isaac: ...
Zack: how did you get in to my house?
Isaac: Slowly leaves
Zack: Did you just say "Slowly Leaves"?
Isaac: -while leaving- Don't beat your meat to furry porn
by SoppaSick September 25, 2019
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Beat my meat

Use bmm instead of using the whole beat my meat
I’m finna bmm (beat my meat) I’ll text you later
by TheRealDumbassWorld February 11, 2019
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Beat Your Meat Pete

A nickname given to Dr. Jordan B Peterson. This nickname stemmed from Jordan 🅱 Peterson, which later transformed into Jordan 🅱 🅱eterson and then the infamous Jordan 🅱 Meat 🅱eaterson. The final evolution of this nick name was "Beat Your Meat Pete".
"Isn't Jordan B Peterson a litboi?"

"Yeah, I love Beat Your Meat Pete, yeet."
by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 05, 2018
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I beat my meat

Man my dicks hella sore I beat my meat for too long last night.
by Dab a Ranch May 04, 2017
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Beat it before you Meat it

Before you go out to meet a girl, 'bate so you'll last longer when you bang her later.
dude 1: Dude I'm gonna meet up with Arielle at that party later
dude 2: Aww shit dude you better beat it before you meat it
dude 1: haha aight bro
by chillchillchill February 06, 2011
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