Beardmine

(n): a previously unknown pimple that suddenly explodes while scratching your beard.

While doing his usual chin scratch, John stumbled across a beardmine in his goatee that shot puss everywhere.

by Waylan P. Dingleberry January 19, 2012

Boardman'd

Becoming so wildly inebriated that coherent thought no longer takes place and you will most likely attach to the nearest singleton, regardless of their state of being.

Big man: Jigga she was totally blottoed
Lil girl: Yeah she was completely Boardman'd!

by 5alonia May 28, 2012

bandsman

Someone who claims to be in the marines but they really just play the traingle.

Usually named Paul or gary.

Look at gary pretending to be a marine but really he's a bandsman.

by Jessabelle downs November 30, 2017

beardtan

The form that fans of the korean boy band BTS call them because of the April fools, the fans did edits of them with beards

1,2,3 Hello! We are Beardtan
Did you see my beard?
Love your beard and face your beard
Spread you beard, you never beard alone and I need beard

by Jimin's wifeu April 3, 2018

Boardman

Surname from the Old English name for a carpenter.

Boardman means carpenter.

by BOB PRODUCTIONS!! May 22, 2018

Boardman

Boardman is often associated with people in society who like to take control and use their power despite their petitness and femininity. It is very common that a Boardman will run away to build his own base whilst playing squads on fortnite whilst muttering to himself “squad south-east, their accuracy is sh*t” and then 5 seconds later will be asking for a medkit from you. A Boardman has awful tactics of building pointless sh*t and making it known to every player on the map where he is - whilst claiming he is the best player because he plays on Brazilian servers. Consequently, a Boardman likes to sit in his room all day, fingering his bumhole with a blue pump shotgun and shouting “Victory Royale!”

Look at the size of that boardman

by 14Joeyyy14 July 16, 2018

beardvangelist

An individual who not only grows a beard as part of their identity, but consistently approaches those whom it is perceived would be receptive to growing a beard.

I've always considered myself a clean-shaven man, but yesterday I was approached by this beardvangelist outside Walmart, and now I want to grow my own beard.

by DictionOfficianado October 25, 2018