Beaching

Going to the beach, but instead of saying "I'm going to the beach", you say this instead.

Jenny: "What are you doing tomorrow ?"
Theresa: "I'm beaching tomorrow !"

Theresa: "Do you wanna go beaching tomorrow ?"
Jenny: "Yeah ! I heard it was going to be sunny anyways."

by OBEYSALE May 21, 2009

Bottom Bleaching

<noun> Slang

1) A process which involves bleaching the area surrounding your anus to look the same shade of skin colour as the rest of your body so it looks as clean as possible.

==> Vanessa Feltz is credited with coining the term in an article she wrote about the procedure.

"That porn star is getting her bottom bleached so men won't know that she actually uses her arse for other things than getting spanked and fucked by 9 inch cocks."

by Stuart Fletcher February 14, 2005

bloody belching vagina

After hard fucking a chick on the rag she lets out a flurry of blood filled queefs.

I tried to go down on my girl after fucking her on the rag but got a face full of bloody belching vagina.

by TJ5656 May 24, 2007

Batching Off

Another word for pleasuring yourself to orgasm.

"I was batching off to porno yesterday in my bedroom because I was horny

by YelloIamJeff May 25, 2008

Blanching

Cumming inside of an elderly woman; leaving a cream pie. Named so due to Blanch from the Golden Girls.

"How was your Thanksgiving?"
"Pretty good; I was blanching my best friend's grandmother."

by JOSakaRome January 2, 2010

Polar Bearing

Jumping into the ocean in the morning. Not only crazy, but freezing.

Polar bearing: the pins and needles feeling that you get when you're sitting on your leg is the feeling you get all over when you jump into the water that early.

by your solar eyes October 7, 2006

beaching

When you're motorboating a girl whose breasts are too small and your nose runs aground on her sternum.

Aw man, I was fooling around with Michelle last night, and you know how much I like motorboating, well I was totally beaching with her. That girl is a B cup at best.

Have you seen Carly's breasts? Huge. That girl is unbeachable.

by mishmell February 26, 2013