Beanbag

An overly fat person that cannot do any basic human function

"Holy fuck dude, she's such a beanbag... she won't do anything around the house and she can't even walk!"

by El_Doolin December 18, 2018

Beanbag

A boneless couch

Can I get uhhhh Boneless Couch aka a Beanbag wit a two liter of comfineds

by gnoD dnapxE July 21, 2017

Beanbag

Someone who has such a large quantity of fat rolls, their physique can be compared to that of a beanbag.

'Man, you built like a beanbag, for real'

by UrUnclesDad October 06, 2020

Beanbag

Kewl dude who got his name from coco puff Like a dug

Coco Puff: hey beanbag
Beanbag: No You dumb

by Bob_SagRoss June 18, 2019

Beanbag

Dumbass

You absolute beanbag

by Cxdxjxmxs11 February 18, 2019

beanbag

when someone is very fat, and their stomach bounces up and down.

“damn did u see that beanbag run”

“his stomach is bouncing like a trampoline”

by Lexi r March 11, 2018

Beanbag

Similar to teabag, but with a woman’s breasts, instead of a man’s testicles

“and she was just riding me, but then she suddenly leans over and starts beanbagging me right in the face!”

by TheHitchhikersGuide2TheGalaxy January 22, 2020