Beal City Football is full of guys who think they’re the shit when most are just douche bags. Although there actions speak different considering they are like goated at football.
by i hate u bitches101 November 30, 2021

Usually a small tanned with brown hair and brown eyes, with a smaller dick than most, but his amazing cumshot ability and great heart wins over any girl, on most occasions starting with M or P.
by Christinelovesitupthearse August 6, 2015

This is the town that no one knows about nor cares about. You can travel the entire city of beal city in 3 minutes! Beal city is full of hill Billy county hicks that smoke pot and drink a lot of beer in their confederate flag trucks. You can normally find about 1/2 of the parents in beal city at the "Blue Bar" and the other half working in the fields. You ain't in beal city if you don't smell the nice manure in the morning.
by The beal city savior March 27, 2019
