Holy Ghost Batting

Jerking it off in a church parking lot

Shane was Holy Ghost Batting, in the church parking, trying to get a semen sample after his vasectomy.

by JPL #2 October 23, 2022

Batwinging

The act of peeling the loose scrotum sack from the inner thigh.

Girl: "Are you peeling your nuts from your leg?"
Boy: "No, I'm batwinging it"

by Emoi89 July 12, 2011

Batting Practice

The act or practice of using an emotionally unstable (or otherwise un-dateable) person as a sexual batting cage, so as to be prepared for when you step up to bat in a game that matters (see: hottie)

Marty: "So, I hear you've been dating this Emily for quite some time...is it getting serious?"

Jimbo: "Not at all, I just want to be prepared for when I meet a girl that matters to me. Actually, any girl that is capable of spelling would be an improvement over the one I have now. I haven't even stepped up to plate yet, this is still batting practice."

by G-Ram! (Pelvic thrust) August 19, 2008

Batwanger

Troll with a hole and a knob

I was fucked up one night and ended up cornholing a batwanger

by trollfaced batwanger July 15, 2003

Bathing the dog

Bathing the dog is where you shove your balls in someone's asshole. The reason this maneuver is called 'bathing the dog' is because it's as difficult as bathing a dog.

I'm going to go bathe the dog on your dead grandma.

by raw January 18, 2005

bundy-bating

Compulsively masturbating, like Ted Bundy.

Tim: Why weren't you at work, Henry?

Henry: Well I saw this ad with Jessica Alba and spent the rest of the day bundybating.

Tim: What the fuck are you talking about, bundybating?

Henry: You know why the fuck do you care what I was doing on my own time?

Tim: I....I have no life.

by YINever July 26, 2005

Bat Wing

When your nutsack is so sweaty it sticks to your legs and resembles a bat wing

The breeze in here feels pretty good, it's blowIng against my bat wing

by Bohndo December 25, 2016