Bastion

An Omnic soldier from the video game Overwatch. The fifth character on the list and the first defense to be seen. Known for its simple action of reconfiguring into a turret and blasting down its foes with bullets or tank shells. One of the many units from the Omnic Crisis. It's true name is " SST Laboratories Siege Automaton E54." one of the playable Omnics in Overwatch.

Bastion, once a cold mechanical machine with a thirst for human destruction, remains passive with the nature away from the humans.

by Leedle Leedle Leedle Stan August 29, 2016

Bastone

Italian definition for "stick" commonly used to describe the visibile male organ for sexual intercourse (i.e. the penis).

"Guys...when are we going to hit the club...I got this bastone."

by jl productions December 27, 2011

barstronomy

Setting up a telescope or other astronomical equipment for stargazing at a pub or tavern, involving equipment simple enough for moderately inebriated patrons to operate themselves. Originated at a tavern in Columbus, OH in 2011, by "Duke Skygawker", a central Ohio amateur astronomer.

Let's head down to Woodland's Tavern for some Barstronomy and beverages!

by Duke Skygawker April 18, 2011

bastoard

Variant of bastard used bu those who do not like to offend.

You are nothing but a fat bastoard.

by Anonymous July 15, 2003

Bantro

awesome clothing company based in brentwood

i love my Bantro Apperal shirt.

by bantro Apperal November 20, 2009

bastoont

a word my brother made up it has no meaning it’s just funny

A BASTOONT

by shittyfart November 25, 2022

Italian Bistro

While recieving fellatio, the reciever either jams his cock to the back of the giver's throat before ejaculation, or the giver willing engulfs the mass of meat to fill the back of her throat. The result is that the penis (like an italian sausage) touches the tonsils at the back her throat while climaxing, leaving a thick coating of his spicy DNA on her tonsils. It is important that this trigger her gag reflex so that she throws up, because if she fails to vomit then it would cease at being the Italian Bistro and become the Tasmanian Tonsil Tickler.

Also, if possible, make sure she has eaten italian food before hand, to add to the authenticity to the act. Even better if one of the participants is Italian.

Probably the greatest sign of affection one's lover can show.

Jennifer was distraught. She didnt know if I loved her or not, and she wanted a sign if I truely cared for her. So I did the only thing that I thought would truely express what I felt in my heart for her: I gave her the Italian Bistro.

by Throbbin P. Ness December 16, 2006