barnesh

a) a dead joke
b) a joke which is absolutely not funny
c) a comment which turns a normal situation into an awkward situation

pronounced bar-neh-shh

Lame Joke creator: "You're so stupid that you failed your math test"

Other Person: BARNESH

by John Merrymen May 19, 2010

night banger

Of girl or a women,somebody who has sex with her in the bed at night,another definition for a male sex partner,the terms originates from a word frequently used by peopl of Borujerd city,lran.

Ronin:Do you know that piece of ass living in the hous across from us?
Adol:yeah,any idea who her night banger is?
Ronin:Probably the tall guy who drops her of everymorning at the corner.

by babak January 11, 2017

stinky barnet

Used to describe someones hair when they have bleached it. This is because bleach makes your hair stink.

Lad #1: "Did you hear about that lad, apparently he's got a stinky barnet?"
Lad #2: "Yeah, he does."

by thedackster October 18, 2017

Bunting Bangers

Tits like two bunting triangles flapping about in the wind

Empty as fuck

She has bunting bangers

by Working Class Hero May 19, 2021

Go eat a banger ya reeky scunner!

Scottish insult. Literally means go suck a dick you smelly low life

Head boys approach Ollie's house and demand he gives them free food
Ollie "Go eat a banger ya reeky scunner!"

by mrperson123 December 13, 2018

Break it down, Barney Style

Explaining something in such a way that a small child could understand, often used by Soldiers in the U.S. Army, specifically NCOs

What Private? You don't know how to make your bunk? Lemme break it down, Barney style for ya.

by RedSmoke August 27, 2016

Barney Frank

Also sometimes referred to derogatorily as "Bawney Fwank", is currently Chairman of the US House Financial Services Committee. Mr. Frank is also a member of the US House Of Representatives, representing Massachusetts' 4th Conressional District. However, it is recommended that the term "member" not be used within earshot of Mr. Frank, as it can unexpectedly arouse his self-professed homosexuality and make him quite giddy.

Mr. Frank is also seen by many as a barometer of the current levels of incompetency, malevolence, and corruption of the U.S. government, and in particular, the Obama administration.

Barney Frank: "Fannie Mae and Fweddie Mac are not in twouble! Now weave me awone - my fwiend is going to give me a weach-awound! Aftew that I must continue to defwaud the countwy!"

Sane Individual: "Barney,you are one truly fu*ked up knob gobbler!"

by Ill Bill on Capitol Hill April 1, 2009