Trinity Barlow

A fucking retard of a human that is dyslexic and half-deaf.

Teacher:Trinity Barlow can you read to the class
Trinity:I'm dyslexic you cunt

by Akali ^-^ May 25, 2022

john barlow

Refers to a guys dick.

Ben:whats doin john barlow?
james:nm john barlow is hungry for muff pie.
Ben: why wont those girls come home with us?
James:cause my john barlow is small :(

by Pavill November 22, 2011

St Ambrose Barlow swinton

A school where teachers don’t care if u get sa but do care if u don’t have ur blazer and Some yr 10s will try and be like road men but just cringe instead

What school do u go

St Ambrose Barlow swinton

Bet u get touched

I do

by Hehdheuehehbdjdjfud July 13, 2023

Jacob barlow moment

Weirdly horny, weirdly hyper masculine , or just weird.

“Jacob barlow moment”

“Fuck you tim”

by Jacob barlow May 25, 2022

Zac Barlow

Great lad. Brentford home + away. HOWEVER, he's typically caught misbehaving around 'Hinchley wood' and has been caught 'with his trousers down' in a place of liturgical worship. He's known for scoring own goals both in Sunday league and on a night out.

'Zac B' can be used as a adjective to describe someone who loves the old soccer AM but is a top lad who will always host if you black mail him enough.

I love Zac.

Did you see that herbivore he got with last night?, he's done a proper Zac Barlow.

by Hippo0123 April 20, 2023

barlow

an amazing person. extremely rare, cool, funky, and fun. there is only one on the planet

"barlow, you're the best"
"what's up barlow?"
"barlow! can i have an autograph?!"

by theonenonlybarlow May 6, 2021

Maya Barlow

a fuggo who no one likes and no one wants to be near, usually blonde and pale, or black, no in between. if you meet a maya barlow.. run. usually a cow who eats fresh cock for breakfast.

Hey look it's Maya Barlow, lets leave.

by Jjkjvtyv June 11, 2023