bari has a big ass dick
by gangsterial capabilities April 18, 2021
Get the barimug. A group of people in east of england mainly a city called Ely where gang wars between Ely community college and Kings school Ely. With the barys being the community college
by rudeboy-skeen May 13, 2005
Get the BARYSmug. A Turkish boy thats definitely not the sexiest mf in the world, but cute nevertheless. 20% Angel; %80 Devil, devil in the bed. Dude has been created by god just to have superb sex. Total satyriasis combined with a seek for long lasting relationships. This the kinda dude you wanna get down with, but can't since he is your best friend.
Girl1: Slept with Baris last night, best sex of my life!
Girl2: You are so lucky girl! wish i was in your place.
Girl2: You are so lucky girl! wish i was in your place.
by satyriasis November 21, 2021
Get the Barismug. A bitch who doesn’t get bitches
A pussy who doesn’t get pussy
A massager who doesn’t get they cock massaged
One BIG fuck-up bigger than the Big Bang
A pussy who doesn’t get pussy
A massager who doesn’t get they cock massaged
One BIG fuck-up bigger than the Big Bang
Stranger 1: You seen the news about Bari?
Stranger 2: Yeah, the dude who is the biggest fuck up ever…
Stranger 2: Yeah, the dude who is the biggest fuck up ever…
by The-Unknown-Nigga September 18, 2022
Get the Barimug. by Barithescoomphoodnigga October 12, 2020
Get the Barimug. This name sounds like a 100% Simp with a hood heart. His Story will never end he smokes Cigarrettes lika a Boss and is usually seen in a car.
My Name is Baris
by Thekingmunichogyros November 22, 2021
Get the Barismug. A romantic and totally illogical-yet-cute theory that states: "If a boyfriend does something wrong, it's his girlfriend's fault because he belongs to her, and all his actions are influenced by her presence in his life."
Often used by deeply-in-love guys who want to stay out of trouble while reminding their girl that they're hopelessly, ridiculously hers.
Often used by deeply-in-love guys who want to stay out of trouble while reminding their girl that they're hopelessly, ridiculously hers.
Rano: "Why did you forget our date night?"
Mahir: "Because of the Bari Mahir Paradox. I'm yours, so technically... you forgot it through me."
Rano: rolls eyes but secretly loves it
Mahir: "Because of the Bari Mahir Paradox. I'm yours, so technically... you forgot it through me."
Rano: rolls eyes but secretly loves it
by Porous oblivion April 22, 2025
Get the Bari Mahir Paradoxmug.