Skip to main content

baptizing the twins

When you sit down on the toilet and someone left the seat up and your do-dads dip in the water.
I woke up in the middle of the night and wet to the can, but somebody left the seat up and I ended up baptizing the twins.
by nippleboy September 1, 2009
mugGet the baptizing the twins mug.

Westboro Baptist Church

A church that really knows how to use the First Amendment, with thier ridiculous signs saying "God Hates Fags", and "Thank God for 9/11". You can compare them to nazi's and the KKK, but they are basicly the same just not violent. Just a buntch of ignorant fucks that hate anything that says something bad about them. Intstead of saying God Hates This and that, they should just say "Westboro Baptist Church Hates..." and so on. But then people wouldnt give a shit now would they?

They recently came to NJ to come to a couple of High Schools. They failed horribly since most schools closed early and they were standing outside with they're pathetic picket signs. Only a laughable 6 came to my school and no one was there to say anything about it, talk about a waste of time and effort.

Instead of wasting time and blaming other religions and people on problems, they should just blame themselves for giving Americans and Christians a bad name.
Apperently Westboro Baptist Church hates UD too, who cares? Now they hate NJ even more since im from there. If you want more of their bullshit, go to there site. JFGI.
by Guilty Sir November 2, 2009
mugGet the Westboro Baptist Church mug.
Related Words

Westboro Baptist Church

A wacky bunch of inbreed fucktards from Kansas that need to be rounded up and sent to Iran just so we can get rid of them. Their claim to fame is protesting at the funerals of gays and others that don't match their line of religious thinking (read fire & brimstone Christianity).

Wanted to go so far as to protest at the funerals of the Amish girls killed by a madman gunmen, but backed off when Mike Gallagher offered them airtime.

In short, a bunch of dipshits that use their time on earth to make others feel miserable.
"Look, the Westboro Baptist Church is protesting at another funeral. What do we do?"

"Let's go get a sewage pumper truck and spray them with shit!"

"Good idea."
by youradhere September 23, 2008
mugGet the Westboro Baptist Church mug.

BaptismOnFire

The kid from the Lady Gaga parody on youtube who likes to sing about his acne, pretty funny guy
BaptismOnFire made a parody of lady gaga about acne
by 0123franky July 10, 2010
mugGet the BaptismOnFire mug.

Bartender

People that end people named Bart
Bart: Yo that bartender is hella cute!
Me: Watch out Bart he's come to end you!
Bart: *dies*
by Deelioaddooliadoo April 28, 2020
mugGet the Bartender mug.

bartenders elbow

A fake condition affecting bartenders passing drinks causing muscle atrophy created by Tom Scott and a game of drawing and vocal telephone with other animation youtubers
My friend worked at a bar for 3 months and passed so many beers that he got a bad case of bartenders elbow and had to rest for a week
by asxdghjkl January 7, 2021
mugGet the bartenders elbow mug.

Jasmine Bartek

Jasmine Bartek is an amazing women she notices all her fans and is super gorgeous and kind
by jaysbay April 6, 2021
mugGet the Jasmine Bartek mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email