Loaded Baked Potato

When you take a dump in a pillow case and then while fucking from behind you smash their face into the pillow

In order to perform the loaded baked potato doody must be put in the pillowcase

by Jackie Janson August 21, 2008

Twice-Baked Potato

When excrement is purged from one person's rectum and subsequently placed/pushed into another person's. A third housing would result in a "thrice-baked".

The carpet would need a Dyson-style cleaning after the couple attempted the Twice-Baked Potato.

by MattonlyMoore July 20, 2009

Loaded baked potatoe

Receiving a blow job with a firm duece in your whitie tighties.

Your wife had a loaded baked potatoe at my house last night.

by Hooyahdeepsea September 24, 2008

Fully Loaded Baked Potato

Similar to 'Baked Potato', a non-erect penis that is full of sperm (hence the term: fully loaded).

Honey, when you bake the potatoes tonight, can you please make them fully loaded baked potatoes?

by StormerCloudz September 16, 2013

stale baked potato

When you choke your girl enough to make her pass out, and then nut in her.

Guy 1: Dayum, u did the stale baked potato again last night?
Guy 2: yea man, I’m just like that

by Asianpersuasion1202 May 31, 2023

gone off baked potato

When you leave a baked potato out too long and it goes moldy.

The gone off baked potato tastes disgusting.

by Debskelly1985 March 29, 2023

Bake my potato

This is a very common phrase used amongst only the very rambunctious humans. It refers to the process whereby one flicks their partners anus like flicking marble but at excessively high speeds. The friction forces generated in the area result in enormous amounts of heat. Once the heat is generated a potato is then placed gingerly against the anus. Thermal conduction heat transfer causes the potato to bake.
Hence the term “bake my potato”.

1: i’m hungry, can you bake my potato

2: yessir I will do that now
1: that would be very chollom

by Poppyseed Monkey February 07, 2025