Loaded Baked Potato

When you take a dump in a pillow case and then while fucking from behind you smash their face into the pillow

In order to perform the loaded baked potato doody must be put in the pillowcase

by Jackie Janson October 15, 2008

Twice-Baked Potato

When excrement is purged from one person's rectum and subsequently placed/pushed into another person's. A third housing would result in a "thrice-baked".

The carpet would need a Dyson-style cleaning after the couple attempted the Twice-Baked Potato.

by MattonlyMoore July 20, 2009

Loaded baked potatoe

Receiving a blow job with a firm duece in your whitie tighties.

Your wife had a loaded baked potatoe at my house last night.

by Hooyahdeepsea January 12, 2009

Fully Loaded Baked Potato

Similar to 'Baked Potato', a non-erect penis that is full of sperm (hence the term: fully loaded).

Honey, when you bake the potatoes tonight, can you please make them fully loaded baked potatoes?

by StormerCloudz September 16, 2013

bakes my sweet potato

Satisfactory, satisfying, delightful, appropriate, correct.

1. That girl LaWanda? Bakes-my-sweet-POTATO, bro!

2. Okay people, the Aussie Dollars are in the Nugan Hand account and the fallguys are none the factin' wiser. That bakes my sweet potato. Time to disappear. Get your respesctive "mysterious puffs of smoke" on and I'll see those of you who haven't died or been squashed, in Afghanistan, in 40 years or so. Thanks.

by Guru Voodoo October 16, 2010

baked potato

When you are so high that you lose muscle control, becoming a potato. A baked potato.

If I smoke a blunt alone, I'm pretty baked potato.

by docbrown3 July 4, 2014

Baked Potato

A stoned person who happens to be overweight or even obese.

"Dude, is that Randy hotboxing in his car?"
"Yeah he's turning into a baked potato."

by UrFriendlyNeighborhoodSpartan September 13, 2014