Bagels

When fraternity gentleman are acting erroneous, or are engaging in erroneous behavior.

"Noj hooking up with that slore is complete bagels"

by queenoftheworld6811 April 23, 2010

Bageled

When you get stupidly high

Damn he’s a stoner and no he’s bageled

by Frank Albert November 26, 2019

bagel

plain donut, only good if it has stuff on it

person #1: what r u eating ???
person #2: bagel
person #1: bro thats kinda offensive take that back before i steal your kneecaps

by dummyb April 20, 2020

Bagel

A bagel: butthole bread

You're such a bagel 🙄

by Elzzbelzz March 28, 2020

Bagel

a derogetory name for a jewish male (usally teenager)

Bagel stole my lunch money again!

by GB 23 March 27, 2005

Bagel

Another thing an early bird can get.

"You know what they say: the early bird gets the worm... or was it the bagel?"

-Luigi M.

by Manonthe3up March 1, 2009

bagel

A round thing with a hole, but not a doughnut because it's not all pretty and cool and stuff like that...

What are you doing with that bagel?!?!?!?!?!

by YoMamma February 22, 2003