Bean Bagger

A person, typically named Rob or Trob, who pulls out their nut sack and smacks it onto a nearby desk or table, simulating the sound effect of a bean bag. It can happen without notice, and truly shock all those in the vicinity.

Joe Z: "Dude some complete mad man just tossed his balls on a high chair at Cracker Barrel infront of several families!
Jeff: "Sweet Christ, Bean Bagger's on the loose!!!"

by Barnyard Bailey May 2, 2019

chest badger

A patch of hair on a man's chest, usually directly between the nipples and centered under the neck. To be a true chest badger, the patch of hair must stand alone and must not connect to any other hair in the chest, back, or shoulder region.

That guy has a fantastic chest badger! It doesn't even connect with his nipple hair!

by FATTYAPPLETOM October 12, 2009

dick bagger

Greatest ship EVER, David Bowie+Mick Jagger. And it is/was REAL.

1: Hey have you heard Dancing in the street?
2: Yes, I ship Dick Bagger ever since
1: Me too, did you know it was confirmed by bowie's ex-wife, she found them post-coitus and just offered them coffee.
2: SO COOL!

by dickbaggershipperandprostitute March 16, 2016

badger snatch

During homosexual male intercourse; While one man is thrusting on another from behind, the "giver" reaches around and rips out as much pubic hair as he can from his partner. This act is usually performed in prisons as a sign of domination.

Be careful in using this phrase in polite society, it will often make your audience vomit.

Dog why you gotta badger snatch me like that, my dick region is gonna be sore for days now.

by ssafdsasdf August 4, 2007

Badger's Law

Websites that contain the word "truth" within their URL have no truth in their content. The term was coined in 2016 in response to various posts from crank blogs, such as truthkings, posting pseudoscientific material.

"Hey, check out this post at www.thetruthaboutnasacoveringupthattheearthisflat.com. It really opened my eyes."

"Badger's Law says otherwise."

by JoeDredd September 5, 2016

pussy badger

A dirty man who scrounges for young girls in mysterious places such as the woods, wasteland and your garden.

"John, look, there's that dirty old pussy badger!"

by Bigfoot18 December 14, 2012

Dry Bagger

A male that’s a daily marathon wanker. Masturbates feverishly, multiple times a day to the point of unloading every drop of available nut and leaving an aching dry bag. May result in a glistening bead.

Very common amongst horny teens, homebound workers during the Covid crisis and the porn addicted.

My old roommate was a dry bagger. He would wank about a dozen times a day to ladyboy porn then bitch about his ballsack aching.

by Dick Onchin August 11, 2020