backwards bragging

Complaining about yourself/your life or a complimenting someone else/theirs, as a thin veil for bragging.

X: I am totally jealous of ugly girls, it is really annoying having to decide which guy to let buy you a drink at the bar.

X: Your staycation must have been awesome! Going straight from the beach in south of France to skiing in the Swiss Alps took so much out of me.

You: X, stop backwards bragging!!!

by beepboopbeepbee August 15, 2011

backwards crab cake

Backwards crab cake is where you back your ass ontop a black guys dick and while he ducks you, you jerk off 2 other dudes

Hey I'm nick and I like doing the backwards crab cake

by bitchurreatard May 5, 2015

backwoods badass

One who can survive out in the woods, usually has a lifted 4x4 with a confident battle flag flying. There not afraid of being out alone to survive and gard there land with a 12 gage manly due too yuppies

Why, that there is your average backwoods badass.

by Tiller gang April 24, 2017

backward slash

A penis so concave that it looks like a tail

wow that man is such a backward slash

by AfterSchoolTeaTime May 18, 2017

Backwoods Disco Ball

When one rubs their testicles along the rotting remains of a dead animal and shines them with a black light

"Look Ronnie, Bert is doing the Backwoods Disco Ball."

by Erik VanPelt December 29, 2022

HTML Backwards

HTML Backwards is just The Internet with permanent and unrepairable brain damage — straight forward Karma.

HTML Backwards.
400 Error
402 Error
404 Error
502 Error
501 Error
429 Error
404 Error
308 Redirect
500 Error
451 Error
End./
End/
/End

Bye, Fuckers.

by TheOnlyGian June 12, 2023

backorder

when you hear that this item has to be backordered, it means you're fucked. often it's a smaller piece infrequently needed for a larger thing, but will be critical for your needs. is not being massively shipped to every convenient location near you, may have fallen out of favor over time. comes from like one place far away, and often takes it's sweet time to travel, because the company seems to not care to expedite it. it's like they don't really care about selling it anymore.

we'll have to backorder those cables/batteries/broken antenna piece /whatever. anything proprietary and rare.

by i a January 9, 2008