A man who is known for fisting his own butt hole while wearing sharp, intricate hand jewelry such as rings and bracelets which in time scrape the insides of the colon and cause rectal bleeding. The jewelry is then put in food to surprise one's partner as a gift.
WOW that guy is a backwashed! He put that jewelry in some hamburger helper and proposed with that shit. Shit was so cash.
by brantleyboy September 3, 2009
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1rst man: "I'm more frustrated than a dog with roller skates with a female in heat at the top of a concrete hill."
2nd man: "That's the backwater-bastardism of the week!"
2nd man: "That's the backwater-bastardism of the week!"
by Talsier September 8, 2010
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Dude, After We were done messing around she had serious backwater.
Oh my gosh Jared!! You cum way tooo much!!! Last night, I had sooo much Portland Backwater when you were done.
Oh my gosh Jared!! You cum way tooo much!!! Last night, I had sooo much Portland Backwater when you were done.
by Miceazy772 December 18, 2009
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"Dude check out that backslasher of there - I bet he's going to try and install Excel on my desktop computer. Too bad he doesn't know I just switched over to Linux"
by johnnywad September 24, 2007
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A backwater place is characterized by it's technological & social stagnation and/or regression in terms of it's capacity for need fulfillment.
A backwater place is characterized by it's technological & social stagnation and/or regression in terms of it's capacity for need fulfillment.
The Earth in 2022 is a backwater place. Everybody doesn't have full Human Rights. Hate Groups still exist. Climate Change isn't solved. And I can't print out unlimited robot waifus to join me in full-dive vr JPMMORPGs.
by Doc_Transcendent April 23, 2022
Get the Backwater Place mug.someone who is the way annoying than your average "joe douchenozzle" and has need for a more insulting insult, because the backwash of the douche is the run off of what actually goes into the skanky, nasty pussy, so therefore calling someone douche backwash is way worse!
Hey, that guy on craigslist with stupid blinder shades flashing 20's and talking trash trying to pickup chicks is nothing more than douche backwash!
Even people all over the net are calling him douche backwash.
Even people all over the net are calling him douche backwash.
by BJBob May 23, 2008
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