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awareness promoter

A pejorative term for leftist hippy freaks that don't do anything but whine. They live to promote awareness for stupid shit that nobody gives a shit about like civil liberties of manatees and preservation of indigenous rocks of the rainforests.
fred: "What are those awareness promoters doing over there?"
Rynaldo: "They're having a candle light vigil in memory of my salad"

Josh: "Hey V, how's that new chick you're going out with?"

V: "She's hot, but she's an awareness promoter. I keep trying to get her to blow me, but she won't shut up about the carbon emissions of frogs long enough for me to shove my cock down her throat."
by fred_berg December 18, 2009
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simp-aware

When the person you’re simping for is aware that you’re simping for them.they appreciate the fact you’re their simp .
Freind 1: “ john liked my comment where I said I was simping for him ”
Freind 2 : “well at least he’s simp-aware.”
by Beansbeansbeansbeans June 26, 2020
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Tupp Aware

The moment one realizes that someone has taken and not returned their food storage containers.
I can't take food home from moms house anymore, she's become tupp aware.
by MaximusDanger April 16, 2021
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Raising Awareness

The scientifically proven, completely-not-a-waste-of-time, simple act of fixing every problem and disease in the World with cute Twitter hashtags ^_^
(Srsly, why didn't we think of this sooner?)
Jennifer: 'Hey, I'm raising awareness and end bullying by tweeting the hashtag: #endbullyingnow'
Sarah: 'Thanks, you are really helping our cause!'
by SovietBoi October 3, 2021
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Distantial awareness

Able to judge distances.... which is impossible for blondes named Krissy
Because krissy has no distantial awareness is gone while parking the car
by mrincredible8me December 26, 2021
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Muzzle awareness

To watch your mouth in an often dangerous situation (as used in Jack Ryan, Season 1 and 2 episode 1).
"...Doc, do me a favor. Watch your muzzle awareness. I got kids that think I'm an Astronaut."
by Miteam412 November 4, 2019
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distancial awareness

Unable to judge distances usually common in blondes that start with a k
Chrissy has no distancial awareness while parking the car even the kid below parks better
by mrincredible8me December 26, 2021
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