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Blind awake

Your girlfriend or wife is sleeping and hasn't put out for days and your nut butter is dripping from the tip so you beat it li,e it owes you money a and blow your man milk in her face and cover her eyes while she sleeps and when she wakes up she can't open her eyes cause the gym has dryed
I fixed the wife up good I made sure I gave her a good blind awake so when she woke up walked right I to a wall.
by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024
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awake

a mean person what is mean and not giving there friend hacks.
im awake mom...
by mil56534646345 July 7, 2022
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Awaker

I’ve never been more awaker
by Es7to May 27, 2022
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Facebook awake

When you wake up & can use social media but not quite ready to get out of bed .
Ooh , heavy one last night . Didn't get up until noon but was facebook awake from about 8:00
by Yolo4ever May 30, 2016
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Awakely

When you wake up too early and can’t get back to sleep.
It was my day off…I could have a lie in and yet I was lying awakely
by Ginger Bred April 10, 2022
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Awake

Awake is the opposite of woke. It is being awakened and alert to the hypocrisy and danger of wokeness, such as charities intentionally or inadvertently promoting negative societal issues, such as racial division, illegal immigration that isn't genuine humanitarian intake, or climate fear mongering, and are motivated by financial gain through donations solely for their wages, perks and bonuses, despite claiming to be non-profit, which is inaccurate.
I'm awake and not woke to that left-wing party saying that those people are victims, especially when they are actually doing well, helping others and being successful, just to get votes to be seen to be fixing a contrived problem that doesn't exist.
by The Person Who Is The Real One January 23, 2023
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Hey you, you're finally awake

A phrase used to start a spam call about a cars extended warranty
Hey you, you're finally awake. We've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty that is about to expire. Go to our website to extend your cars extended warranty to extended your extended warranty on your car.
by wipeoutninja February 24, 2023
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