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without avail

synonym of "to no avail"
An email was sent to you, without avail
by BigMoney8481 May 25, 2016
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Half available

When you're single but don't want to commit to anyone
by CuckNinja August 2, 2018
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usernameun.availible

The coolest mutual you can have. Posts funny aot content. BIGGEST REINER SIMP to be honest I don’t blame them šŸ˜©šŸ™.
What does usernameun.availible believe in? Reiner Supremacy!!
by Milfs4life July 4, 2021
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I'm Available Now

A phrase used by people who have absolutely no idea what it means to schedule an appointment in a professional environment.
"Hey, what would be a good time for you today?"

"I'm available now."

"Well I'm not, so pick an actual time."
by TheThinMan34 May 6, 2022
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I got the water tank and I got the water tank and I got the water tank and I got the water
I got the water tank and I Bills šŸ’µ are not available on Monday but I will have to send
by Dumb brick and wall May 8, 2023
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Aperture of Availability (AoA)

noun

A specific time frame or condition during which resources, opportunities, or services are accessible or obtainable. : AoA
Please let me know if any further attention is needed on this project. I have many other tasks I could get to this week before my vacation. I need to prioritize, but it depends on my Aperture of Availability (AoA).
by Paul_Nunchux May 30, 2024
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Murphy's Law of Staff-Availability

"If you have to request assistance/advice from a store/office-employee, you will be obliged to wander all over da place and "search till Doomsday" to find someone who is not presently too occupied to listen to you. Yet once you finally receive your answer, THEN there will be ABSOLUTE MULTITUDES OF PERSONNEL just lounging around and making themselves available, and so you will feel like a total JACKA** for not having simply waited a few more minutes to ask your question, rather than wearing out your feet and legs from running all over da shop to find someone to ask!"
I spent over five minutes scampering up and down the aisles at Wally-World trying to find a "free" employee to ask about the availability of a certain product, but then afterwards, there were several non-busy staffpeople whom I met en-route back to my shopping-cart whom I could have asked just as easily at that point --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Staff-Availability! :P :P
by QuacksO August 26, 2019
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