Austrian Cake

A phrase used to lure unsuspecting victims to a place in order to beat them over the head with a wiffle ball bat

Hey would you like some Austrian cake? I have some back home.

by Whenyouknowthehood October 9, 2016

asterisking

The act of describing actions in first or third person within the confines of shifted 8s, generally using an instant messaging program such as AIM.

Matty: *calls up John*
John: *rushes across the room and answers breathlessly* 'lo?

by mbp March 28, 2005

Austria

A beautiful country where a lot of very famous people come from. Schwarzenegger is very famous. Also from Austria. There were many famous skiers from Austria. Not to mention how many Nobel Prize Winners were Austrian. An Austrian person is a great person from a great Country. And not to Mention Vienna which is one of the most Valuable cities in Europe.

There is only one bad person on the whole Earth from Austria who was bad. His name is Aldof.

by July. October 29, 2007

Austria

Their greatest achievement was making the world think Hitler was German.
Their 2nd greatest achievement was making the world belive WW1 was started by the Germans.

"Hey you know that country Austria?"

"The birthplace of Hitler and the starter of WW1?"

"Thats the one!"

by Beef_the_Dog December 6, 2020

Austrian Twins

When your wife and your mistress have your children within a month of each other.

Schwarzenegger fathered children by Maria and his hosuekeeper within weeks of each other. They're Austrian twins.

by Kermit the toad November 14, 2011

Ausmerica

Australia, as the 51st state of the United States. Refers to the prevalence of American media and imports that have caused Australian culture to become submerged in the generic cosmopolitanism of the US. Reinforced by Bush's pet lapdog, John Howard, who sold the rights of Australians by accepting the DMCA in Australia, WITHOUT the benefit of the US's fair use laws, in exchange for the "privilege" of selling our best meat, wheat and fruit to the US, leaving Australians with overpriced shit you wouldn't feed to a stray dog.

With the FTA sellout now complete, the large continent south of Asia will henceforth be known as Ausmerica.

by Mystikan June 11, 2006

austrian bird principal

When air temperature lowers below -20C, the birds in higher altitudes freeze, becoming ice blocks. They then fall from the sky, and are seen as ice chunks. The ice chunks are prevalent in places where any type of bird is present. Therefore, by lakes and oceans, the ice balls found near the shore are actually frozen birds.

What are those ice chunks, daddy?" "well, they are frozen birds son, defined by the austrian bird principal

by ABP4lyfe February 26, 2011