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Amber Heard Simps

the small group of mostly feminists that believe Amber Heard is innocent, despite the jury finding all her evidence to be fake and an audio recording of Heard admitting to hitting Johnny Depp. If a Johnny Depp supporter comments "#johnnydeppisinnocent or #amberturd or anything along those lines, most Heard simps will whine and comment under "Johnny Depp is a wife beater" before blocking the Depp supporter.
Person 1: I have made a goal to piss off as many Amber Heard simps as I can.
A FEW DAYS LATER
Person 2: How is your goal going?
Person 1: Good! I've gotten blocked by 10 fan accounts!
by your.mom.sheesh June 5, 2022
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Amber Heard

A sex act involving the following steps
Step 1 take a shit on their pillow

Step 2 smear that shit around

Step 3 hold their face on that shit covered pillow

Step 4 insert your member in their anus ride their ass
Step 5 repeatedly donkey punch them in the back of the head
Step 6 overstay your welcome in that relationship for up to ten years

It is different from an Alabama hot pocket or a frosty Jim in that it does not involve fecal insertion.
A transexual gave Alan an Amber Heard.

I paid her for an Amber Heard

He is going for an Amber Heard
by Bryan 1888 May 10, 2022
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Amber Heard

Rhyming slang for a villainous "turd" implying foul play, nastiness, noxious, threatening, or menace beyond a normal defection
"He's only gone and done an Amber Heard" - i.e. taken a large shit in the bed either accidentally or on purpose
"I'm away for an Amber" - i.e. a night on the piss followed by a curry and a shit so bad the the neighbours are likely to call the police
by sleiper April 28, 2022
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It was an that moment Tom knew he Amber Hearded when he decided to go out with Kate and not Melissa
by Amber Nerf Hearder April 24, 2022
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Amber Heard

Rhyming slang for "Turd". Took over from "James Hird" around mid 2022, whilst her cable laying antics in Johnny Depp's bed were revealed during their court case.
"Back in a minute Gary, just have to take a quick Amber Heard".
Or "are you going to be long in there Mike" "Nah mate, I dropped an Amber, just have to finish the paperwork"
by <h4rli3 May 14, 2022
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by CharmCitylo May 14, 2022
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Amber Turd

Someone who will shit in the bed of their Nemesis to assert dominance. A sociopath and narcissist who craves all the attention but can never get it.
Someone who is generally a mediocre actor with little tits, and a small brain. Note: has the ability to cry with no tears! Beware of this even wench.
"oh no! It's amber turd, that shitty actress that tried to ruin Johnny Depp! Quick, throw a bottle of wine and some Seroquel at it"
by NekeDGrannMah May 8, 2022
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