attractive

What defines it? It's so confusing.

Am I attractive? Girls have told me I'm really cute, but others go "ew."

by JobesJeebs May 27, 2008

1-10 Female Attractiveness Scale

A scale to determine an atractivness or "hotness" of a female.

1: Literally a ogre
2: One of those fat feminists you see in YouTube

3: Comparable to the attractiveness of a bear
4: Mediocre. Sometimes plump
5: The attractiveness of your mother to you
6: Fine, okay. Nothing else.

7: Good. Well curved. Commonly described as cute
8: A pretty girl. Comparable to that girl you're crushing on but is across the room and you can't muster the courage to talk to her.

9: Fabulous. Red carpet worthy. Sexiest girl on campus except for...
10: The hottest female in the world. Brighter than the sun. She has not been born yet because she will destroy the universe with her hottness.

There are of course, many decimals in between the integers.

Dammmnnnn, rate her on the 1-10 female Attractiveness scale. Created by the genius who wrote the description m.

Aiightt nigga. like a 8.6 at best.

by Memelorddd September 7, 2016

1-10 Scale (of female attractiveness)

The 1-10 scale of female attractiveness is a ranking system used to classify women based on appearance with 1 being the lowest and least appealing and 10 being the most. Traditionally, a margin of error of +- 1 is acceptable during story telling.

Numbers on the scale correspond to the following:

1: Angels weep at the mere existence of such an ugly creature
2: Disgusting, revolting, or otherwise vile
3: A trash compactor could improve her features
4: The sight of her is tolerable, if not desired
5: Average. If inebriated, you would consider her attractive
6: Not half bad
7: Recognizable as an appealing partner for reproduction
8: Stories are told and grins shared over obtaining her digits
9: Radiant, beautiful, and otherwise worthy of praise
10: A goddess. Dicks of all ages rise in salute as she walks by.

An essential tool in any gentleman's toolbox, the 1-10 scale allows for the safe counsel of friends. Never allow a bro to have any genital contact with a female below a 4.

Words of wisdom for the 1-10 scale (of female attractiveness) - If she's a three, let her be. If she's an eight, try to mate. If she's a ten, try again.

by Irate Beagle November 7, 2016

Attractively Deprived

Attractively Deprived means someone who is that excessively ugly that they just cannot get a partner. Think, if you will, like a yeti in human form. Or, for a more lifelike figure, The Elephant Man!

(1) Gareth's not ugly, he's just... attractively deprived!
(2) It's not your fault Gareth!

by 2006 1st Year Games Design April 10, 2007

Textual attractiveness

Verbiage used in a text conversation that is especially sassy. Including and not limited to double entendre.

It's all about textual attractiveness.

by Jimb000 September 1, 2009

1 to 10 Attractiveness Scale

Noun. A very common form of rating amongst males and females that is used for observing and rating other males and females in terms of general attractiveness. The scale measures general sexual appeal as well as how good of a personality a person may possess. A low score would be considered a 1 (and sometimes 0 on a hyperbolic scale) and a 10 is the highest score any person can receive. People ranking on a 1 are akin to being naturally ugly and/or an awful person in general, and people getting a 10 are put on a god or goddess level. It is rumored, however, that no perfect 10 exists, and that there are small flaws in every 10 that is encountered that make or break the situation.

Man, Jessica is real fine. I don't know if I'd date her, but I'd totally smash. She's like a 6 or 7 I'd say.

Guy 1: Hey man, what do you think about Chelsea?
Guy 2: Her? Dude, probably the worst person I've ever met.
Guy 1: What? No way. On the 1 to 10 attractiveness scale, she's a solid 8 in my mind.
Guy 2: She's so gross and so rude that I can't stand being around her. Definitely a 1 for me.

My god, Robert is probably the hottest guy I've ever seen. Normally I'd say he's a 10, but he always treats his girlfriends like shit, and never really compliments them. He's at about a 4 for me now.

by SheepWolf76 August 28, 2016

1-10 female attractiveness scale

A scoring sheet for female attractiveness.
1- ugly asf
2- ugly asf
3- ugly asf
4- ok, still below average tho
5- average
6- slightly above average
7- hottie
8- turbo hottie
9- she's hot as helll
10- turbo babe

Dude 1: dude, did you see Rachel tonight? She was lookin slightly above average
Dude 2: yeah man she's a solid 6 on the 1-10 female attractiveness scale

by Ethan Dolan's Wife September 11, 2016